Anything Hatchetfield:Ascension Is The Idea Of Your Stupidity Being So High Others Are Below It Even

That’s sad I have a Kid in My School who knows all about Starkid and Another who’s just a general theatre kid who did both Heathers and Ride the Cyclone for School.(But because it’s a school for Neurodivergent people she got a version where Ricky keeps his disability in high school edition! Yay!)

i tried talking to people in my school about nightmare time and nobody knows about it please i desperately need friends who care about the hatchetverse

They should do the cocaine and Tip Sign.

Things that the TGWDLM cast have joked about using their budget for so far:

A trained hollywood squirrel

A new tip sign

cocaine

One Really Cool Costume (and nothing else)

Thanks so Much. Can’t wait for the listeners choice Episode in September.

Amazing News

@wonderfulworldofdarklords just followed me, one of my favorite podcasts!!!! Their Conversion of Disney Movies to Ravenloft Domains of Dread Have Inspired so many of my posts. Thank you So much Tom or Rachel Kolar. I work so much on mutants and masterminds and DnD stuff and the fact that their DnD stuff recognized me makes me so happy.(I was hyperactive all morning from joy.)

🎮1️⃣So things look bad and your backs against the wall. Your whole existence seems fucking hopeless. You’re feeling filthy as your MacBook Pro hard drive. Can’t face the world Nonchill and Squipless. You lost your way,you think your life is wrecked. Well let me just say you’re correct. 🎮2️⃣Wait What.

🎮1️⃣You’re a Loser,Baby, a loser goddamn baby you’re a fucked up little whiny bitch. But we’re both losers so that’s fine. A geek, and whatever, Trauma bonding never,you’re a loser just like me. 🎮2️⃣Is this supposed to make me feel better.

🎮1️⃣No you literally abandoned me after taking a grey oblong pill.

🎮2️⃣But it’s from Japan!!

🎮1️⃣Who Cares!

🎮2️⃣I paid 400 Dollars, for a psychopathic freak

🎮1️⃣And you think that makes you Unique?(Points to Rich Goranski)

🔥💊Hey!

🎮1️⃣Were both loser’s baby, were losers it’s okay to be a-

🎮2️⃣Pill Addicted Horny Heere

🎮1️⃣Hey that’s fine by me. I got an appetite for what’s retro.

🎮2️⃣And 20 times in the book I insisted I was hetro.(Out of song:The book makes Jeremy Being Bi way too obvious)

Last Updated 3/6/2025 and near the ending. I’ll do More Later but for now I’m Getting Ready for a Jeremy Version Of Poison about the Squip(Yeah I know gaslighting and SA are different but it fits lyrics wise I might do addict instead for using Drugs instead of SA)(Also might do more musical Hazbin hotel parodies)

Just Learned of Nick Lang Emma/Emmanuel:Bi Paul Confirmed

Nick Lang as Emma Rehearsal - YouTube

I knew that but I’m still really Happy about seeing that it was finally answered!!!My birthday was last Monday but I couldn’t ask due to time constraints and the previous year I didn’t get an answer. But this is pure bliss.Also I’m changing my profile pic to the librarian now.

For the last two years I’ve been trying to invoke birthday trivia. So please say something about the Phyrexians or Unglued 2,hopefully a combination of both.

Phyrexian Librarian was originally designed for Unglued 2. The art was so good, I ended up putting it in Unhinged.

Happy Birthday!

The idea of The Lords In Black Being Less Sadistic To those with the gift is Hilarious. It’s Just a Hierarchy of Torture!

Stopwatch (Daniel) Headcanons!

He's the trademark polite kid. He grew up with manners being essential in the household.

Hannah and Sophia are his best friends.

He is an only child with a single mom.

He has a relationship with Tinky. They are not nearly as close as Hannah and Webby. Nor is it as fucked up as Ted and Tinky, but still Tinky is relevant part of his life.

He first figured out he had powers when he joined the kid's swim team in fifth grade.

He has to quit the swim team.

His favorite color is blue

Great at math

Dyslexic

He really loves dogs and hopes to finally have his own one day. Today is not that day though. His mom is allergic.

Uncle Wiley Sweep!

Hail Cthulhu, Sorry I mean Wiggly.

“Well, he’s deep down in Drowsy Town, sleepin’ the dreamless sleep of the dead!”

that would be hilarious.

So in the original script of The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals, Charlotte and Sam beat the shit out of everyone in “Join Us (And Die)”, including Charlotte hitting Paul over the head with a chair.

I love Paul so much but I would sell my soul to see Charlotte do that.