The 2054 Nuclear Family

margot, trying to flirt: are you the big spoon or the little spoon? feyd-rautha: i'm a knife. his harpies, from across the room, in chorus: he's the little spoon

i like it when trans women exist. i think there should be more trans women

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

Humans didn't make the big ben. Do you really think those dumbass Britains could make a clock that big? Those big gears are way too heavy, how'd they get those up there. No way. It was the beasts

"but if you're immortal you will have to live forever-" SHUT UP THATS THE POINT!

I will get to live forever and see comets live and die as they whirl past us. I will get to see the faces of old friends in their great-great-however many grandchildren. I will get to see species evolve and grow, I will get to see billions of sunrises and sunsets. I will get to climb mountains and learn instruments and the cultures surrounding them. I will get to learn every language.

Immortality is not about the things you think you need to accomplish. It's about the beautiful things you get to bear witness to.

Ok but with the lucius thing, what if Lucilla, who has finally been allowed outside after agreeing to the emperors' terms, decides to go for a walk around Rome and sees the Numidians coming in, and just stares at the cart, recognising one of the Numidians and not knowing why. She also doesn't know why he is staring back.

Anyway, smash cut to that one fight before the coliseum, Lavina's there (bc of course she is... idk), and she just realises that its her son. Maybe Geta or Caracalla catch on too (or by the very least acacius)? I honestly don't know.

unhinged concept (I'm entering that stage): Lucilla actually does adopt Geta and Caracalla which ruins Acacius's life but also makes him their step-father and they finally get an actual father figure who teaches them how the fuck to hold swords and not be the worst people ever.

and we just cancel Macrinus entirely, which, I don't know what the hell happens to Lucius but that's someone else's unhinged concept to worry about.

And we put Caracalla on a leash because the boy cannot behave. That's no way to treat your mother

Vanessa Kirby - on the red carpet of the Fantastic Four: First Steps trailer launch 04/02/2025

(guy who has so much fucking work to do voice) i should write a fic

got a new pen :-)