The Kim Line Scolded Me Because I Farted Y'all

Brandon looked down at his spoon, just about to slurp the broth from his ramen when there was a thump. He looked up and whispered “What the fuck,” just under his breath. There was another thump but a bit more clearly now, it was coming from the door. With a loud sigh Brandon pushed his chair back, it scraped against the wooden floor and he looked down, seeing the scratches that he’d made in the past. He pushed the chair to the counter again and let his spoon clatter in his bowl. Walking towards the front door he checked his watch, it read 01:37. He clenched his jaw. Who the hell was knocking on his apartment door at this stupid time, his friends were in jail and his family were still out of town since he warned them not to come back yet. His hand reached forward and clasped around the handle, he forced it to open and it finally gave way with a long creak. Someone dropped in through the doorway, it took Brandon a minute to recognise them. They were covered in blood and seemed to have flour over them too. He reached into his jacket pocket and pulled out his gun and pointed it at the man who was halfway through his door on the floor. “What the fuck are you doing here, Cardew?” He spat the mans last name out and stuck his leg between the door and the rest of his apartment. The man covered in blood looked up, his brown eyes looked tired. “Brandon...I didn’t know where else to go. There’s...someone else. Someone worse. Help me, please.”

You hear a knock at your door. When you open it, you find your archnemesis sprawled out just past the threshold, battered, bruised, and very clearly only hanging onto life by a thread. “Sorry. It’s just … I didn’t know where else to go” they mutter as you look down at them.

Well, 700 years but same here

<Alt Text:> This Headmate Has Been Asleep For 3000 Years And Has No Fucking Idea What's Going On

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this user experiences depersonalization 

this user has an eating disorder

this user is claustrophobic

This user is a daydreamer

Requested by: @decapitatedalien

you were, foolishly, fatally, more special to me than i ever was to you.

@kokobot is so amazing i swear, i used to use them years ago and i just got back into tumblr and started using them again!

i appreciate the help i’ve been getting because i’ve been really low, so i try and put some positivity into replying to peoples really kind messages, i feel like i’m not in the right mentality to help people because i’ll end up ranting or something but replying to people sort of feels a bit better for me, even if they don’t need help...i wish i could actually help out but maybe in a few weeks i’ll be feeling much better.

the images are of my latest koko bot interaction

this user suffers from alcoholism

<Alt Text:> This System Isn't Sure How Large It Is, But Is Possibly Infinite

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