People: “I bet Tara’s gonna be ghostface”
Tara :
Dear reader, there are people in the world who know no misery and woe. And they take comfort in cheerful films about twittering birds and giggling elves. There are people who know that there’s always a mystery to be solved. And they take comfort in researching and writing down any important evidence. But this story is not about such people. This story is about the Baudelaires. And they are the sort of people who know that there’s always something. Something to invent, something to read, something to bite, and something to do, to make a sanctuary, no matter how small. And for this reason, I am happy to say, the Baudelaires were very fortunate indeed. Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) dir. Brad Silberling
Aimee Carrero as Felicity Lynn in THE MENU (2022)
she don’t bite :) (she do bite. yes she do. and we love her for it)
yall ever think enid gets zoomies
like wednesday and enid are just chilling then all a sudden
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I was thinking about how both Wednesday and Enid are ‘act now think about the consequences later’ type of people. And how therefore, with Wednesday’s uncanny ability to attract death and destruction wherever she goes, this will inevitably lead them into being half way into doing some stupid shit before realising they have no business being involved in said stupid shit…
Wednesday: I can’t believe you thought I did it.
Enid: I can’t believe you though I did it. I’m not the one prone to murder here.
Wednesday: Prone to murder? Name one person I’ve murdered so horrifically.
Enid, sarcastically: Oh I don’t know. That kid you dumped piranha on!
Wednesday: He’s still alive Enid! That’s only attempted murder!
Enid: Excuse me if I thought that meant you committing a successful murder was a possibility!
Wednesday: That’s so not the point and you know it.
Enid: Feel free to enlighten me.
Wednesday: Seriously? If I was going to kill someone i’d never be this sloppy. This is a complete hatchet job. No pun intended. I’m honestly offended my own girlfriend has such low expectations when it comes to my ability to kill someone and get away with it.
Enid: Oh my god why is this a thing you’re sensitive about? There was a dead guy right in front of me. I was freaking out! I’m sorry if I didn’t consider your feelings regarding the efficiency of whoever nerked the corpse I found you standing over.
Wednesday: You’re forgiven. Honestly the piranha incident wasn’t my finest work. I fear my easy capture and inability to finish the job will forever stain my otherwise perfect delinquency record.
Enid: I know, I know, woe is you. But sweetheart I need you and that big haunted brain of yours to focus. Because if you didn’t do it and I didn’t do it. Who’s fucking murder did we just cover up?
Tired old misthios but still fine as hell
I love the idea of Wednesday possibly being possessed by Goody next season purely because I just think it would be really funny.
Like this is a girl who would a) love that and b) once let Bianca believe she was talking to a plant, absolutely no shits given. Which means the possibility of Wednesday walking around Nevermore talking out loud to Goody while everyone around her thinks she’s gone mad and is talking to herself has a high probability of happening.
Like I just want random Nevermore students to be gossiping about how Wednesday Addams randomly stated that she doesn’t have feelings for Enid and then threatened to exorcise herself in 4th period English.
Wednesday, texting Enid : Enid, I think my stalker has finally made a move, I’m being kidnapped. Sincerly, W.Addams
Enid: Where are you?
Wednesday : I’m with some strange person. In a appealing looking van.
Enid : I’ll call Yoko.
Yoko, answering their cell: Y’ello?
Enid : Where’s Wednesday? She texted me that she's were being kidnapped. You were supposed to be hanging out together!
Yoko: Wednesday? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Yoko:
Yoko: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Yoko: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
Wednesday : WHO ARE YOU?!
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WEDNESDAY ADDAMS + gay text posts
“ Isabella ! your boyfr— ”
Wednesday: We would like to purchase this dress.
Cashier: *stares, pale in the face* W-We…?!
Wednesday: Yes. We. She wants to wear dresses.
Enid: Woof. Bork. Bork. Woof.
Wednesday: And as you can see, she is ten feet tall at the moment, and tore her favorite one for the full moon tonight.
Enid: Woof. :(