These Screenshots Taken From Video Fanfictions On Youtube From 2009 Will Never Not Be Funny To Me

just had the most transgender experience ever i think

the only true trans masc + trans fem solidarity is monster trucks

(for context i am above average monster truck fan age i think she just thought id appreciate it, they were right)

bus schedules like to confuse and befuddle in cruel and unusual ways

the main reason i think this guy isnt eugene is that i don't believe julia would willingly make a character with black hair blonde. she loves drawing dark haired men too much, i call clone.

the turbidity is low and the ph is neutral, things are looking up the the world

honestly i might be feeling depressed but i cant focus on that if im busy testing the water quality of local rivers

white boy SHOCKS waiter by taking a full minute to stutter out an order and then crying until he throws up

"the internet is so big, all the information in the world is at your fingertips" yeah except for the information i am looking for such as "whats the normal amount of joint pain at my age". at least i can look at photos of creatures

i have three seperate times now gotten a bit drunk and then explained hyper-carcinization. one of those times i had had 1 drink (granted i am quite small) and accidentally drew a porcelain crab without claws, felt like a carcinization fraud, and hunted down another porcelain crab drawing i had done to make sure i hadn't also forgotten claws on that one.

hey, [puts my hand on your shoulder, nods solemnly] get a lip piercing.

The day I learn to :3 irl is the day the whole world bends to my will

white boy shocks waiter by ordering in terrible chinese and then killing himself at the table

tried to pop my ankle and it make the sound of a stone-fruit being torn in twain. peculiar times