Reblog This And Put In The Tags Which Language Sounds The Most Beautiful To Your Ears, It’s For Important

Tom Tomorrow.

Tony: *pressed against the wall by Starlord* Quill, what are you doing?

Quill: Call me Peter.

Peter Parker: *hanging from the ceiling* I’M PETER!

Quill: Ok then, call me your boyfriend

Stephen Strange: *materialising out of thin air between Stark and Quill* I’M BOYFRIEND

Hidden inside every Skyscraper is a continuous waterfall of human excrement falling down to the sewers below.

rhodey: hey pass me my toolbox

tony: why is it so light

tony: *opens toolbox*

toolbox: *empty except for a newspaper clipping of howard starks face*

tony: nice 

christmas tubbo... what warcrimes will he commit

do not repost!!!

i posted this on insta, twitter, and discord, but i forgot to do it here D:

corrupted tubbo is my favorite kind of tubbo to draw, so i gave him horns, fangs, long ears, and deer hooves :D

Honestly the biggest disappointment I had researching ABC was that medieval authors did not, in fact, see the creatures they were describing and were trying their best to describe them with their limited knowledge while going “what the fuck… what the fuck…”

(insp)

Solar System Embroidery

Ophelie Trichereau on Etsy

God’s real name is Klaus and he’s a mess

Ben: Do you think there’s a God?

Klaus: Well, somebody’s out to get me.

Speaking of impossibly spherical animals, we love this awesome Balloon Horse sculpture by Japanese pop surrealist Naoto Hattori (previously featured here).

The Balloon Horse measures 12-inches-tall and is made of polyresin that’s been hand-painted to look like bronze. The horse floats atop a 6-inch-tall base painted to look like beautiful green marble.

Each piece is signed and numbered by Hattori and is currently available for pre-order via VTSS.

[via SpankyStokes]