Therapy Can't Replace Getting So Angry Alone In Your Room You Feel Lightheaded

You can't spell advertisements without putting semen between tits

*looks at books* too tired for you *looks at films* too tired for you *looks at art supplies* too tired for you *eyes fall on tumblr* oho ho

Phone Psychic Stan! Call 800-555-STAN for a 5$ Totally Accurate Fortune! Must be 18+, No refunds.

Just a silly lil AU i have cooking. DW guys, i haven’t forgotten about blind eye!stan, i just accidentally chose the most COMPLICATED art style for the first piece so i’m finding a good middle ground :)

Ford is Not Amused when he finds out about Psychic Stan- he calls anonymously and gets an… ominous reply about Triangles? Typical Stan.

Caryn is absolutely THRILLED about this.

How could you NOT fall in love with the glow of the moon and stars, the warmth of the sun, the ancient life within the trees, and the sweet melodies of the winds?

thinking two characters have had sex does not equal shipping at all… i dont have to like it i just know it happened

hey do you mind if I have a crush on you...as a friend....

i love kazuichi sm. hes my blorbo and my scrimby all in one. but then i remember how he acts in canon and he becomes. unpleasant.

Preach I guess

MY HEATHERS×GRAVITY FALLS DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE

Let me get y'all on something: Mabel and Dipper, when they get to highschool in California, turn into theater kids. Freshman year, Mabel auditions for a role in their school's fall show, but is too nervous to do it alone. As her "caring, kindest, best brother in the world" as Mabel put it, Dipper agrees to join stage crew so he can support her without being in the spotlight. They watch plenty of slime tutorials of musicals and plays to spend time together.

On a stormy summer night where they have to stay inside back at their true home, Gravity Falls, they choose to watch Heathers. Mabel is fantasizing about how cute JD is and how she wishes someone was obsessed with her like that.

Dipper reminds her, "JD is a homicidal, manipulative loner with a god-complex who took advantage of a smart girl's skills." They watch together as JD shoots Ram on Mabel's laptop screen.

"Doesn't that sound a lot like Bill and Grunkle Ford?"

Dipper chews on his popcorn.

"Dip-"

"I think you should stop talking."

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Bonus: The next day, Dipper is distracted as he helps Ford clean up the lab, still thinking about Mabel's disgustingly accurate comparison.

"What's on your mind, kid?"

"You don't want to know."

“AITA for breaking out of the theraprism, hunting down my ex, and offing his brother when he doesn’t cooperate with me?” - 🎩⚠️