Me When I Hunt Down The Russo Brothers

some of you haven’t stayed up late to read a 100k+ word fic even though you had to be up early the next day and it shows

Here’s your fukcing endgame spoilers

marvel: thanos will return

me: i think the fUuUuUck not you Trick Ass Bitch

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

if i was a vampire in my bat form i would simply curl up in your pocket

the rest of the internet: NO ENDGAME SPOILERS!!! me, desperately wanting every spoilery detail:

Me every time Thanos looked at one of my favs

I’ve always felt like I’ve had the ability to choose which roles I was going to play. I don’t think that the industry agreed with me, but I’ve always had a bit of a headstrong attitude of only doing the things that I really believe in and want to explore.

1am…

Me: *is calmly drifting off to sleep*

My brain: think about how Loki deserved better tho

*10 seconds later*

Me, typing furiously: look tumblr I need you to read this 4 page essay I just came up with on the spot about how angry I am at the Russo brothers and you’re going to enjoy it.