You Should See How Many Bugs Hera Brought Around. She Never Did Try To Stuff Flowers In My Armor, Although

Ahhh, haha! No need to be poised. I’ve only been here for a day and I’ve seen some stuff.

Hey, Echo! I wanted to say thanks for your part in breaking Captain Howzer out of Empire custody! We were all relieved to see he made it through. You're a good egg! Does his hair look as good in person as it does from afar?

It wasn't a big deal. He'd have done the same. And, yeah. It's okay hair, I guess. Honestly, I didn't pay much attention to it. It was a rough mission with a lot to think about afterward.

How does it feel to eat take out from a place that doesn't have a baja blast? Do you even bother eating at those places?

I mean... Virtually anything is better than ration bars, so... Can't be too picky!

Gregor dragged me into this too, and Wolffe is having sooo much fun with it, I figured I'd give it a try. Although I notice he hasn't posted it for himself? Feel free to ask him any of these as well. 😉

Get To Know Me !

Again, idk why I made this but enjoy I guess (some of these may be uncomfortable for y’all to answer, idk).

🖌 - Do you have/want any tattoos?

💚 - What’s your favourite colour?

🍕 - What’s the last thing you ate?

🕰 - What time is it where you are rn?

🌟 - What is your zodiac sign?

🌍 - What is your favourite accent?

⚡️ - Do you have any scars?

🌺 - What’s your MBTI type?

🥀 - Favourite animated movie?

📺 - Favourite show?

😂 - Are you ticklish?

💍 - Do you ever want to get married?

😳 - Do you like your name?

💙 - What colour is your bedroom?

🤓 - How did you get your name?

🎓 - When did/do you graduate?

🍄 - Do you have/want any piercings?

👀 - What colour are your eyes?

👱🏻‍♀️ - What is your go to hairstyle?

🥂 - Have you ever drank underage?

🍾 - Have you ever gotten drunk?

😱 - What’s your biggest fear?

🥵 - Would you rather be too hot or too cold?

🌦 - What’s your favourite weather?

🍂 - What’s your favourite season?

🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?

🐶 - Do you have any pets?

😴 - What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?

🎨 - Any hobbies?

🛩 - If travelling was free, where’s the first place you’d go?

🎇 - What’s your most searched thing on Google?

📱 - Favourite app on your phone?

🤠 - Are you more of a city person or a country person?

Do you have a thing for Twi'leks?

If by "thing" you mean a deep respect and enduring gratitude, then yes.

Hey, Echo! I wanted to say thanks for your part in breaking Captain Howzer out of Empire custody! We were all relieved to see he made it through. You're a good egg! Does his hair look as good in person as it does from afar?

It wasn't a big deal. He'd have done the same. And, yeah. It's okay hair, I guess. Honestly, I didn't pay much attention to it. It was a rough mission with a lot to think about afterward.

If you were to choose a different style than your insanely sexy haircut, what would you go for?

A mullet.

Rude.

I mean, you’re not wrong.

But still. 😉

I know for y'all's brainrot scenarios some of you like to imagine the clone troopers as these very assertive guys who'd sweep you off your feet but realistically given that they probably never got the normal human behaviors manual and in line with our lovely Fives saying "you never even met a girl", I like to think that very few of them actually have any rizz.

Here's what I think their responses would be if someone flirted with them at 79s:

Hunter: one of the only ones who responds properly. either turns them down nicely or flirts back, depending on if he's interested.

Echo: pretends he doesn't hear because of his headpiece. might get up and leave. genuinely glad when Phee flirts with Tech because for once in his fucking life it's not him.

Wrecker: yells "hell yeah" so loud that the whole bar hears it and then tries to excite the person about explosives

Tech: doesn't pick up on it, shares a fun little fact. still works though.

Crosshair: enters hissy cat mode. gets asked to dance and tells the person if they give him their hand they'll never get it back. glares at them like he wants them dead.

Fives: knocks something over or stumbles backwards and bumps into a comically large, slightly aggressive alien guy. potentially causes in a fire hazard.

Rex: just stares blankly for a while.

Emerie: responds "bless you" and then decides that's enough social interaction for today.

Hardcase: fingerguns.

Mayday: starts talking like a war veteran about the brothers he lost and all the terrible things he witnessed.

Howzer: apologizes. doesn't even really know what for.

I don't know the other clones that well, feel free to add on!

Hello, Captain! I'd like to "Get To Know You."

How about: ⚡️ - Do you have any scars?

No, no, no...I'm just being silly (see Wolffe's Anon ask from earlier.) (By the way, your scars are beautiful.)

My real questions:

😂 - Are you ticklish?

🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?

Thanks!

Carol (@clonethirstingisreal)

I bet you would. 😉 Ergh... just kidding. That was funnier in my head.

⚡️ - Do you have any scars?

I did see Wolffe squirming at that ask... And while we both have distinguishing facial scars, we are battle-hardened soldiers, after all, and with the exception of Captain Rex on Saleucami, you've only seen the rest of us in armor or blacks, so...

😂 - Are you ticklish?

I would have to be an idiot to address that, because if I say no, there's always someone who wants to prove me wrong, and if I say yes, well... You can imagine what happens. Hera is the only one who knows, so let's keep it that way.

🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?

Definitely not a blurrg, I'll tell you that. I don't know... Haven't had much time around them, to be honest. I'm allergic to Tookas though.

I… I need to go polish my armor.

this is me jumping on the captain howzer simp train

Humble as always.

This is still my favorite scene from The Bad Batch.