I Don't Know. I Just Don't Know

reposting a favorite reddit moment of mine since god knows if ill ever see it again

corn!

I’m just saying that maybe it wouldn’t have turned out quite as bad.

Secret recipes are so silly to me. Someone asking for the recipes for something I’ve cooked is, to me, the highest honor I could receive. To deprive them of that recipe is absurd. If you like my soup so much you want to cook it that is an absolute honor! It almost certainly came from some box clipping anyway. Here, have a list of all the ingredients I used! Riff, remix, mess it up six hundred times before you perfect it I don’t care! Make it your own. To me the sacred part of food is the joy and love it brings, who am as a mere mortal to deprive you of a recipe?

Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here

mood

My mom yesterday: why do my kids refuse to try new things? You have to have the exact same bra and the same shoes and the same stuffed animal and the same breakfast every morning and the same brand always! Why does it matter?

And I’m sitting here like mom it’s the inherited mental illness. From father.

"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk

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I legit thought the song Death of a Bachelor by Panic at the disco was called Death of a Badger, and was about a dead badger, reflecting on his sad and lonely life.