Chongyun

a quick step by step guide on what to do if you come back to your apartment and find yourself locked out because your front door is frozen shut

kick the bottom of the door for 10 minutes

text your landlord

remember your landlord is on vacation and also in her mid 50′s so it takes about 36 hours to receive a response

briefly wonder why the fuck you moved the canada

remember that college tuition is significantly cheaper here than in the united states 

look up and notice your cat is at the window, staring at you. he paws at the window lightly and meows. it’s devastating. his eyes are so big and imploring. decide that you have to get inside your apartment at all costs. not even god himself can stop you from feeding your cat his chicken wet food dinner. frida kahlo herself could descend from the heavens and ask “hey you wanna bang?” and you’d say “hell yeah but first let me open this door so i can feed my cat his dinner”

remember there is a starbucks 3 blocks down the street from you

enter. the barista gives you a weird look for entering a starbucks at 7pm on a tuesday

order a venti cup of hot water. you order in french because the barista just said “bonjour” instead of “bonjour, hi.” you have a strong american accent. you hit the r in merci a little too hard to compensate. you embarrass yourself.

exit the starbucks clutching the massive cup of hot water in your hands. it’s burning your fingers.

return. methodically pour the starbucks cup of water all over the the door frame. it begins moving a little but still wont open

back up

ensure your doc martens are properly gripping the sheet of ice covering the ground. many people have told you to stop wearing doc martens in the winter, despite your protests that theyre actually the ideal winter boot. also, you’re a lesbian and punk’s not dead

release a pterodactyl screech and sprint towards the door, slamming the full force of your pathetically tiny 5′2″ 110lb body into it

you dont know any of your neighbors so you dont care about maintaining your pride anyways

the door swings open

run up the stairs

open the actual door to your apartment and yell MOMMY’S HOME MY LITTLE BITCHASS BABY BOY DONT WORRY at your cat

cat flings his body to the ground and starts purring like he does every time you come home

write tumblr post

THIS

Please reblog, this is so important.

Just don’t

how to politely ask a stranger what their disability is:

don’t

don’t

don’t

don’t

don’t

[Story Title] Why They Fall Au [Author] @puppy-princey [Characters] Virgil [Rating/Warning(s)] Teen [ID] [Digital drawing of Virgil looking out the window of a moving car. The outside is green grass that is blurred from the motion of the car. The sky outside is blue with scattered clouds. Inside the car, it is dark gray with light gray seats. Virgil is wearing a black t-shirt over a purple long sleeve shirt. He is also wearing a black beanie over his locks. His hair has a fade which goes from black at his roots to purple. His eyes are also a bright purple. On his shirt, in the center, there is a yellow butterfly design. End ID] For The @sandersidesbigbang

miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story

For @sandersidesbigbang

[Story Name] Through The Screen

[Author] Raven | @typically-untypical

[Characters] Remus and Patton

[Rating/Warning] Teen-Trigger Warnings: Isolation, Panic Attack, College Student x Teacher relationship (kinda), maybe swearing

[ID] [Drawing of Remus and Patton in the 13th century. The pair is laid in a field of flowers, holding hands and laughing. Remus, to the left, is wearing a green long sleeve and floor length tunic with a brown belt around his waist with a silver buckle, with an “R” on it. Remus is always wearing a ripped and worn black cloak. He has brown boots on. He has his right hand over his stomach and his left holding Patton’s. Remus is on his back with his right knee bent so it was propping itself up. Patton, to the right, is laying on his right side and holding Remus’ hand with his right hand. Patton’s left hand is in front of his mouth while he’s laughing. Patton is wearing a light blue tunic that goes to his knees and gray stockings. He isn’t shown wearing shoes as a style choice. Under his tunic the collar of his light gray under shirt is show. He a small rope-like belt around his waist. Patton has fluffy ginger hair]

A quick flat color of Pan (cake) Patton for pan pride today :3

:’)

I’ll be honest, it kind of sucks being in the middle of the spectrum as an artist.  On the plus side, can draw better than stick figures.  On the down side, can’t draw realistically enough to wow people, and can’t draw crazily stylized enough to amaze them either.  Welcome to the world of acceptable yet unimpressive art where your work is filler to tide people over until the good artists swoop in and get in the spotlight.