Absolutely Losing It At The Half Visible "you Had No Fit On"

spent over an hour looking for this post of which i only remembered the phrase "stuff that actually happened". god free me

the point of rpf isn’t to concoct scenarios that are thinly veiled attempts to fuck the celebrities you like yourself. the point of rpf is to learn as much lore as is possible about the celebrities you like by whatever means necessary and use that information to craft scenarios that are wildly implausible but Technically could have happened. and then to chuckle about it. by the way

i thought this was a fish at first. why are they holding a giant sandwich

your posts are making me so curious, kinda need the Simon & Garfunkel primer now

I have had this ask gathering dust in my inbox for days because honestly I'm not even sure where to start. there's just so much. like do I start with the fact that they were childhood friends who met in a school theatre production of alice in wonderland when they were 11 and art garfunkel says in his autobiography that he taught paul simon to jerk off and also that they used to sit nose to nose and watch each other's mouth movements in order to learn how to sing. how about paul simon's song me and julio down by the schoolyard (one of my favorite songs of all time if you even care) which is almost universally agreed to be about two young gay men getting caught and which he refuses to explain the inspiration for and gets extremely cagey about every time he's asked who inspired it. how about the multiple times in art garfunkel's book where he outright states he's in love with paul. how about their second major falling out as a group, which happened because art was acting in a movie in mexico, explicitly told paul not to come, and paul was so upset by this he wrote several heartbreaking songs about art's absence including one in which he threatens suicide twice. and then made art sing them with him. how about art describing making songs with paul using childbirth metaphors. how about art's extremely gay poems which sure, we don't know for sure are about paul simon but given the years of added context they DEFINITELY could be. how about their song bleeker street, about a street in new york which was known as a hub of gay nightlife at the time. this is barely scratching the surface seriously I haven't even gotten close to covering everything there's 72 YEARS of this.

in another universe the sky is always pink and i didn’t leave three people for you and in another one the trees grow downwards with their roots in the air and in another one we meet in the middle of the street at the age of six while chasing after the same butterfly

late july– balmy nights, languid light, warm skin and cool cotton. we press our feet to wet grass, down on the banks where dragonflies shimmer in the afterglow. you humming, the old river thrumming, warm wine going straight to my head. we pick clover, jasmine, aster; we wade knee-deep in the water and listen; bird songs drifting, willows hushing, dusk falling fig-blue overhead. all around us the smell of damp earth, lilac. the river murmuring a secret; quietly we murmur ours back.

the photo of john and yoko to the left. what the fuck is wrong with him

“Then at about three in the morning the phone rang in the room and it was Lindsay [one of the Apple security guards] saying to come over to Apple if we weren’t too tired. Well, we were, but we didn’t tell him that. […] Then Lindsay told us the surprise was a complete tour of the Apple building. […] So up the stairs and into the private offices. Then Paul’s office—there was a beautiful picture of him and John over the back wall, one I’d never seen before. On the wall over the fireplace was a basic white wooden chair, sewn in half and just hung up there!” 

Article and top photo by Mike Sacchetti, a Beatles fan who was able to take a private tour of Apple in February 1972. [x] 

I saw this in a vision

paul mccartney singing the back up vocals on I've Got a Feeling take 2 during the roof top concert when he keeps looking at john winston lennon and half singing half moaning 'oh yeah?' 'yeah.' is the silver springs performance done by fleetwood mac to the enlightened... this post has been made 100000000000000000 times but i dont gaf

The fact that john girls are mostly paul coded girls is proof that the tragedy of mclennon can't be destroyed, only transformed. Just a group of firstborn daughters with anxiety and their schedules trying to fix his ass

anti rpf people are so funny they're always like "how would you feel if people shipped you with your friend" i don't know how to break it to you but if i was famous and no one was writing fanfiction about me i would be devastated. i wouldn't feel like i made it until i could search my name on ao3 and find 10k+ explicit results. peace and love though