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punkittdev on Twitter: I FELL ASLEEP AND TOOK A NAP A COUPLE YEARS AGO AND SLEPT THROUGH JAN 6TH. I FELL ASLEEP A COUPLE DAYS AGO AND MISSED TRUMP GETTING SHOT. I JUST TOOK MY FIRST AFTERNOON NAP IN A BIT AND NOW THIS?
JAN 6th 2021

ah what a relaxing nap! let me check my phone and see what i missed

oh the capital is under siege
JULY 13th 2024

ah what a relaxing nap! let me check my phone and see what i missed

oh trump got shot at a rally
TODAY

ah what a relaxing nap! let me check my phone and see what i missed

oh joe biden dropped out
AN INDETERMINATE AMOUNT OF TIME INTO THE FUTURE

mysterious voice from bed: maaassoonnnn

the afternoon nap masoooon it beckons youuuu
punkittdev on Twitter: who is donna noble

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3 months ago

“But my senator is a Republican”

Gamergate was like 200 people. And now look where we are. “A lot of emails” on a topic to congressional staffers is like, 20. Are politicians spineless idiots? Yes. Use that to your advantage! Is this the only thing you can be doing? No! But it can be the first.

The internet has completely short circuited our sense of scale. The number of people required to move almost any needle is remarkably low. Your involvement in local causes, political pressure WILL have an impact.

Ok, get out there.

Here’s Why You Should Call, Not Email, Your Legislators (Published 2016)
nytimes.com
Activists and lawmakers say a phone call can have more weight and be harder to ignore than an email or social media post.

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2 years ago

i have avoided downloading soundcloud for like eight fucking years and pay for spotify but mother cain has finally forced me to submit. never thought this day would come


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3 months ago
Still Floored At How In His Famous Essay On Brothers Karamazov, Freud Decides To Diagnose Dostoevsky

still floored at how in his famous essay on brothers karamazov, freud decides to diagnose dostoevsky with bisexuality out of nowhere and follows it with "teehee, sorry"


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2 months ago

how men in huge pickup trucks look at you thru their windshield when they just almost hit you point blank at an intersection where you had indisputable right of way

How Men In Huge Pickup Trucks Look At You Thru Their Windshield When They Just Almost Hit You Point Blank
1 month ago

it's not glamorous, but it's also not honest work, and nobody needs to do it

2 years ago

Would you rather: AO3 get taken down permanently, or Tumblr get taken down permanently?

This will affect everyone including yourself

tumblr r u kiddinv me


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2 years ago

"New Folderr"

if you could have a new folder on your computer what would you put in it? ?

"New Folderr"

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3 months ago
Let These Be The Photos That Mark Tonight.
Let These Be The Photos That Mark Tonight.
Let These Be The Photos That Mark Tonight.

Let these be the photos that mark tonight.

This evening, Rep. Al Green of Texas was forcibly removed from the joint session of Congress by the sergeant-at-arms for standing up and yelling “You have no mandate to cut Medicaid.” during the president’s address.

“He is a person who has consistently used incivility against civility,” Green said. 

“I’m willing to suffer whatever punishment is available to me,” he continued. “I didn’t say to anyone, ‘Don’t punish me.’ I’ve said I’ll accept the punishment, but it’s worth it to let people know that there are some of us who are going to stand up against this president’s desire to cut Medicaid, Medicare and Social Security.”

“This is about the people who are being punished by virtue of losing their health care,” he added. “This is the richest country in the world, and we have people who don’t have good health care.” (Per HuffPost)

2 years ago

i updated my bio so i look like a person but man like idk what else to put. i’m a whore for the majority of art, whether music or film or actual art or books, i’ve got a lot of Adult things going on but i feel 13 mentally sometimes, i take myself too seriously and don’t at the same time, and i get a lot of criticism on run on sentences. all this to say how the fuck do i compress the many one-liners that immediately come to mind that are like 2014 tumblr-esque and a true indicator of my unfortunate humor! i do not, that is how


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2 years ago

the best part abt having a good work ethic but hating capitalism is that while i’m forced to work at a shitty blue and red pizza place i get to look at my managers who are unable to chastise me for being out of dress code and showing up whenever every day bc i do too much for them to fire me. checkmate bitch

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