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*lance was lying down after eating two boxes of chicken nuggets. He let out a yawn and stretches.* "....... I'm so bored!" He screamed out to the sky before starting to walk in circles "my other servants should have been here by now.....at least my jester should have been here..... " He sighed before smirking "it's been a long while since I've had a good fight, I'm allowing anyone to pick a fight with me." He said"I'm welcoming all challenges!"

My liege. We've arrived with tribute from the outside world.

Thirty-two boxes of dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets.

Does this please you?

(Lance's ears perk up and he sits up to keep his tail from wagging) lance: it pleases me a great amount, thank you subject.

(I used to have a blog where it followed him as an Eevee but I lost motivation for that so restarted with him evolved)

Hi

(Hello)

Mentally unstable middle aged man in computer science

I got Rockruff

Who’s your Pokémon partner? [200 possibilities]

Welcome, young trainer, to the Pokémon laboratory! I’m Professor Bayberry and here the Pokémon partner selection process works a little differently — instead of the trainer picking the Pokémon, the Pokémon picks the trainer. Why don’t you sit down and answer a few questions while we wait to see which of our many Pokémon chooses you?

— [ it’s finally done! head’s up, this is a long quiz, 44 questions! art credit here ]

I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

To Lance: Anyone you know that can help you? Friends? Family?

Lance: I have seen a human female walking around near here.... Should I see if she'll help me?

(I'm half asleep and using a incorrect qoat generator and I have to share this because it's hilarious to me.)

Hoppy hopscotch , with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.

Kicken chicken : I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

I need some ask