Fascinating Assumption

they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

when i saw that scene in like s4 with cas shoving dean into the wall and covering his mouth to keep him quiet i knew right then and there that little bitch of a winchester was a bottom and there’s no one on gods green earth that can change my mind

Comic Venom: This is Eddie, he’s absolutely ripped and he has beautiful blonde hair. We’ve known each other for years and despite our many arguments, we’ve grown to love one another.

Movie Venom: This is Eddie, he’s covered in sweat, cries a lot and has no redeeming qualities. We’ve known each other for day and a half and I have been absolutely captivated by his rizzless behavior. I would and will betray my whole race for him.

my friends always get whiplash when they remember i’m asexual

Hello RTC tumblr today I offer you ✨Nischa✨

kinda rushed bc I made it out of a quick midnight inspo boost I had but I love them sm

incredibly niche and also cursed but it came to me in a vision | another one | another another one

very big fan of the idea that damian doesn't know how to express his affection directly to other people or else he will Implode™︎ so he just. drops paper stars into their utility belts.

tim hasn't actively tried to kill him the past week? three yellow stars in his back pocket.

grayson ruffled his hair once and he stomped out in a huff. the next time he tries to rummage around his bag, he finds like 10 paper stars just. inside. no bag for protection, just kind of all littered and slightly smushed because god knows how long they've been sitting there.

jon gets a whole mason jar's worth of them over the years, neatly placed on his nightstand so that he can look at them before he goes to bed.

in damian's mind, it's a nod to that one saying that goes "i'd give you the stars"; he just hopes they're smart enough to understand what it means.

Giggling to mysslf in the break room because I realised the ship name between spiderman amd human torch has to be spideytorch because otherwise it's humanman LMAO

literally can’t stop thinking about warloki

specifically the au where adam is a living weapon made by asgard like something something the perfect being of asgard and the one who will never feel like he truly belongs something something utter devotion to the throne going beyond the reason he was created with

and the religious imagery of adam as the first man and loki as the serpent in the garden of eden something something love being seen as sin and corruption of the perfect man something something loki is adam’s new god

they make me so feral i am gnawing at the bars of my enclosure