Dr. Bao: You Have Failed Your Report Dr. Kel

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Sometimes I feel bad for my parents cause they just wanted a normal kid and they lost the lottery and got a puppy

who up fullfilling the prophussy?

i love being a digital god. give me my pixel fruit and my pixel goblet. i wish to sit upon my throne.png please

The way most autism literature describes "literal interpretation" is often not at all similar to how I experience it. Teenage me even thought I couldn't be autistic because I've always been able to learn metaphors easily.

In fact, I love wordplay of all kinds. Teenage me was fascinated to learn all the types of figurative language there are in poetry and literature.

But paperwork and questionnaires are hard, because there's so much they don't state clearly. Or they don't leave room for enough nuance.

"List all the jobs you've had, with start and end dates." What if I don't remember the exact day or month? Is the year enough?

"Have you been suffering from blurred vision?" Well, if I take off my glasses the whole world is blurred, but I'm fairly sure that's not what the intake form at the optometrist is asking.

Or the infamous (and infuriatingly stereotypical) "Would you rather go to a library or a party?" What sort of party? Where? Who's there? I work at a library. Am I currently at the library for work or pleasure? Does it have a good collection?

It's not common figures of speech that confound me. It's ambiguity, in situations that aren't supposed to be ambiguous.

(Evil laugh)

Little did they know..

I was creature.

THE creature.

wait a sec…, if you’re a dog.. and IM a dog.. THEN WHO’S FLYING THIS PLANE?!?!?!?!1?1!1?!1!!

just reposting my stuff that looks semi okay i do not remember how to use this site i am a pathetic little twitter shitbrain

can I come over and do this

HII, could you make some harpy and selkie (either seperate or together i don't mind!) userboxes? Love all the ones you've made so far :D

This user is a selkie

This user is a harpy

User boxes made by me/us! <3

requested by: @selkie-frost (thank you!! <3)