I Was Bored

Natasha : Why do you look like that?Bucky, laying face-first on the floor : Like what?

Natasha : Like you’re dead.

Bucky : It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.

Steve : Bucky accidentally called Sam “babe” in front of everyone today.

Bucky : *sobs into the floor*

Please tell me I'm not the only one who thought that Kentucky was a fast food brand and not a fucking STATE when they were younger.

I personally think it'd be extremely cathartic to witness Zeff beating the shit out of Judge

when u think about it of course marvel had to ruin 2012!bruce banner. because they introduced this brilliant humble and empathetic man who was anti military with a wicked sense of biting sarcasm. who was so against the hulk being used in warfare that he’d rather live off the grid in calcutta wearing a dirty suit & with very little money to his name. who was hunted and lied to by thaddeus ross & the us government, and threatened to be put into a cage and experimented on, whose body was going to be used for destruction, to the point that he tried to kill himself. so he learned to control the hulk. to control his anger. who was distrustful, and rightly so. who realized his trust had been taken advantage of yet again when he saw the cage on the helicarrier, and still stayed to help. who rode thru nyc on a vespa to the battle, and revealed that his secret wasn’t that he was dangerous bc he had no control over the hulk, but bc he did. of course they had to ruin him. how could they let a character like that exist? how could they get a character like that to agree to be apart of a govt task force of soldiers & fighters, when his hands were made to help not harm?

Sanji : *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.

Sanji : *cuts piece of cake*

Pirate : ...Can I have some?

Sanji : Cake is for talkers.

Usopp: Relationships should be 50/50. Sanji cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

Reading Journal 3 right now and Stanford really isn't like other boys 😔🙏🏻

Thank you soooooo much !!!

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Natasha: Why is Bucky crying on the floor?

Steve: He's drunk.

Natasha: And?

Steve: He saw a picture of Sam's boyfriend.

Natasha: But he's Sam's boyfriend.

Steve: I know.