*epic rock music plays*
Seeing as I am a cis MAN born as a MAN I figure I am a MAN expert.
So here is mu guide on becoming a MAN.
Step 1; Decide you are a MAN.
That’s it.
Thank you for coming to my talk.
whenever i get envious because someone i know scored a big career win i take a deep breath and remind myself that although i deserve it more and would do a better job, they probably got it by nefarious means that i would never stoop to
bridget nendo!! she came home in the mail on monday :3
i hate people who know chess. “i’m moving my rook to c2” okay man. i’m driving down I-65
I wish I could meow dude do you know how much I'd abuse that? I guess that's why they don't let me meow but still that's kinda bogus, no?
Heartbreaking! The obvious letter to use for this variable isn't available because you already used it for something else!
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A talk show where the host interviews experts of various fields, but after the initial introductory question only keeps asking the same one: why?
And it's all about how far into a rabbit hole of random explanations you can get when you keep asking an astrophycisist why do the stars do that. Why does the force that does that make the stars do that? Trapped into the question loop of a five-year-old, except the interviewer is an adult so you're allowed to curse while answering.
I love thinking about how much I love and feel bad for Asuka and then remember that he did just shoot Frederick in the face instead of trying to explain literally anything at all because he figured nothing would motivate Frederick Bulsara to fix everything more than hate. And he was right.
I need everyone to vote democratic no matter what, not only so we can avoid Trump and everything he stands for, but also I think it would be so fucking funny if when the votes come out we see that Trump lost by a Fuck-Ton, he lost So Bad that it's laughable. I need his loss to become the biggest joke ever pls everyone pls vote pLEASE