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Prophetic

i had a dream that the new Lingo was “big yeet” and it meant something like “mood and i hate it”

someone draw this dream I had

RPG Thief 1: You have such shifty eyes RPG Thief 2: That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

women shoild only eat female animals and men should only eat male animals .

patty cake patty cake

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I had a dream that i had a greatsword that dealt ice damage but it was actually just cirno tied to a stick and when i upgraded it it was the same thing but she had a gun

A girl I liked convinced me to stab a man, so I did. Felt guilty for a bit, then promptly forgot about it and walked around with the murder weapon for a couple of hours, going about my business, walking my dog. Eventually I was cornered by a plainclothes police officer who asked me why I had a bloody knife; I told him I was looking after it for my bogan cousin. He said, “You’re under arrest,” and I was like,, “No, I’m not, watch this,” and then I woke up.