Anxiouslemondesigns - Anxious Lemon

he is risen and enjoys a nice trash snack 💙

Scenes from Amateur Night at the Necromancers' Club:

"And a drop of cursed blood aaaaand life is reborn." He tipped the vial arrogantly. This one always thought he knew best.

Guess he realized he didn't when the howling fiend leapt to life off the slab.

He screamed like a stricken heiress and made for the curtains, trying to find the door as the growling undead trailed him.

"Audition?" The Instructor called to me with a note of absolute annoyance in his voice.

"Dish, if you please." I smirked, idly tapping at sharpened teeth

"Will you... take out the trash?" He sighed, shaking his head at his failed protege was engaged in screaming, swinging a torch while attempting to climb velvet curtains.

"With pleasure." I shoved off the wall, away from my vantage point. The thing turned and growled at me.

I let out an idle whistle, swinging a heavy shovel with a bladed edge up onto my shoulder as I ambled towards the resurrected corpse with murder in its bloody eyes.

My time to shine.

Pretty much.

There's not a day goes by that I don't think of her. Rest amongst the stars, little Space Angel...you deserved so much better from this world. 🌠🌌

An excerpt from my WIP novel series, The Oathbreaker Cycle

In case anyone is having a bad night

(The best of this post and its reblogs, but with links that work)

Here is a website where you can scroll down to all the different levels of the ocean 

Here is a website where you can see the future of the universe

Here is a website where you can press a ‘make everything okay’ button, over and over, until things really are okay

Here is a website that you can read if you feel like a burden

Here is a website where you can look at strobe illusions (TW strobe/flashing)

Here is a website where you can cut stuff up (TW blood/sh)

Here and here are websites where you can play with sand

Here is a website where you can draw with macaroni and other fun foods

Here is a website where you can paint someone’s nails

Here is a website where you can grow a garden with emojis

Here is a website with hundreds of videos of people hugging you (rightfully dubbed ‘the nicest place on the internet’ because it really is, y’all, it made me cry)

Here is a website that will take you to other useless websites

Here is a website where you can make a tiny cat play bongo drums (and other instruments!)

Here is a website to help give you gentle reminders <3

Here is a website where you can grow a tiny farm

Here is a website where you can take a bunch of scientific personality tests

Here is a website of calm rain noise

Take a breath. It’s going to be okay, I promise.

New year, new feral me.