Soap: *sitting Next To Ghost While Squeezing A Rubber Chicken*

I think the creators of the Mandalorian seriously underestimated how batshit feral the internet was gonna go for one (1) armored man holding a baby

The Divine Augustus is still watching over the world....

We act like Egypt was full of cursed objects... but I definitely believe that the Meroe Head of Augustus is the most cursed.

So good.... Seriously, read it

calamitous love and insurmountable grief

Pairing: Ezra x female!reader

Summary: Ezra returns home after a long time away.

a/n: i’ve been wanting to write a fic with this title ever since the song came out. i think this is perfect for it. anyway, let me know what you think!!

warnings: angst, sexual themes (+18), miscarriage mentions

word count: 3.6k

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The dry leaves crunch beneath their boots as they walk down the small earthly road. The cold air makes him shiver, although he tries to hide it from her. She did tell him to buy an extra jacket at Central, but he didn’t listen. He was too eager to come back here.

To come back home.

Ezra didn’t plan to stay away for long, but the events that took place in the Green stalled him too much. One thing led to another and when he realized, three years had passed since he had left.

Three years since he left the planet with the promise of one last job. Three years since he last saw your face, stained with tears, begging him not to go. His heart clenches at the thought and the regret eats him up on the inside. All that time in that stupid toxic moon, there wasn’t a day he didn’t think of you. There wasn’t a night he spent wishing he was back here, with you in his arms as he read to you.

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HAPPY VDAY

YAAS!!!!! I’m always extremely excited when this absolutely amazing woman says she’s working on a big video or releases a new Glass of Water!!! Lily, I love your work and Glass of Water has taught me so many things!! Several Glass of Waters are among my favorite videos on YouTube!!! So, in short: LONG LIVE LILY ORCHARD!!!! BLESS THIS WOMAN!!!! REPENT YOUR SINS AND BOW DOWN TO QUEEN LILY!!!!!!

PS: I just got my wisdom teeth out today, so this post has just made my day infinitely better!

PPS: Fun Fact: I’m actually currently listening to Glass of Water: YAAS QUEEN in the background.

Have you thought about doing a video on pokemon? Really anything about pokemon. I mean its clear you adore the series to an extent and it'd be interesting to hear your two cents on the series itself.

Working on a full series retrospective

literally just sitting here eating lunch and i thought about pedro looking up at you for a second after eating you out for soooo long and you’re literally dripping off his chin and he has the most shit eating grin on his face, but also it’s lowkey heart eyes as he watches you take strained breaths and toss your head from side to side, your hand gripping his forearm to ground yourself while he puts in WORK making your pussy feel like a shooting star 👀 i know that man lives to eat it i just know

PEDRO EATS PUSSY LIKE A GOD PASS IT ON

Incorrect The Mandalorian Quotes

Scout: Can someone else be the bad example in the group?

Engineer: but you wear shame so well

I second that

Not to be a slut but I wanna hold hands with Javier Peña.

I've fallen into both the Pedro Pascal and Supernatural holes, and it looks I'm not gonna find my way out any time soon....well been in the Pedro hole for two years now and the Supernatural one for three... may need help, will keep posted