I'm Leaving For Basic Training Tomorrow And It's Just Been This Odd Quiet Sort Of Bittersweet. Like A

Caesar is hosting a party,

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I am imploring everyone who sees this to read the notes. Probably the funniest stuff I've read today.

eternity is real and everything you do matters

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

hermit who lives in the woods and offers cryptic advice. wonderful.

Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.

That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.

ENCYCLOPEDIA BROWN MENTIONED REBLOGGING IMMEDIATELY

There's the thing in kids' shows/books/movies where the kids always know what's going on and what to do where the adults are idiots, and in most shows aimed at adults the only roles for kids are precocious-yet-loving protag's kid, smart-mouthed pain-in-the-ass, or victim of the crime-of-the-week, so I think it would be funny to have a story from the POV a hard-bitten middle-aged cop or detective who mostly does hard-bitten-middle-aged-protagonist things like drink a lot and complain about his exes, but he always runs into this team of five 13-year-old amateur detectives on his job, and they seem to be just as good at it as he is and it drives him a little crazier each time.

I just love painting the sea, I wanna do just that until I find a new thing to obsess over

in other news I almost had a mental breakdown in class today. My first time truly experiencing information overload.

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It’s sad how much of what is taught in school is useless to over 99% of the population.

There are literally math concepts taught in high school and middle school that are only used in extremely specialized fields or that are even so outdated they aren’t used anymore!