I Bring A Real "this Piece Of Media Has Incest Subtext That You're Ignoring" Vibe To The Function That

I resonate with this so bad fr. Deb is always whining and complaining for stuff that is, in 90% of the cases, her own fault.

Sofia has no business in existing nor complaining to Dexter. And that whole stunt she pulled kissing the other guy to make Dex jealous as if he'd care? That was so stupid!

And don't get me started on Harry! I could write entire paragraphs on how much I can't stand that man and all he did and said. I've been calling him Victor Frankenstein for as long as I can remember. He created a, as he perceived, monster to then be completely repulsed by it and preferred suicide than dealing with it? Oh give me a break ffs

sofia pisses me off too like girl dexter is not ur bf he never was he clearly didn’t want u. and deb needa stfu too like why are you getting so mad at everything like this ho screams at them at LEAST 3 times an episode. and harry can go suck a fuck too he ruined brian AND dexters lives. laguerta is a cunt too. mostly everyone else is chill tho. brian and dexter are perfect angels tho they can do no wrong. ok rant over bye

This exact point but with tv shows and movies, especially characters from them, that I'm currently obsessing over. Currently being the key word because I'll be the first one to put my hands forward and say "things are like this (as far as I remember) or (to the best of my understanding given what I have to work with)". And I'll happily accept someone just responding with an explaination or similar.

But not when I'm completely, utterly, undoubtedly sure. Not when the thing were discussing about is canonical and the person in question is trying to give their own interpretation going on a rant about how "they actually meant that cause of that one throwaway line they said jokingly blah blah". Like sweetheart, that's not what the og source says.

(Obv ships and headcanons don't count, live and let live, everyone has their own opinions on that and as ling as you dont harm no one, it's no problem. I'm talking about people actively trying to push stupid propaganda down your throat because they feel the need to have the characters comply to their bigotry, racism, homophobia and similar beliefs)

One of my best traits is that I'm not defensive of thoughts or ideas I'm not sure about. If I vaguely remember something being some way, and someone who's more familiar with the subject goes "actually, no, they changed that, these days it's this way, and has been like that for the past 17 years", I'm only grateful of that. If something coming out of my mouth might be wrong, it's no surprise or insult to me to find out that it was.

One of my worst traits is that I am aggressively defensive of thoughts and ideas I am sure about. If I'm talking about something I'm very familiar with academically and in my personal life, and someone comes to correct me incorrectly like "um actually [blatantly wrong and regurgitated tumblr pop culture misconception, that is also worded poorly]", I am going to rip the leg off the nearest piece of furniture and beat you with it.

Trying to write fanfiction for the first time is so humbling, it feels like I've never written anything ever.

I just betrayed you. Here's hint on how to deal with your enemy. I won't let anyone else even think they can take charge of my domain. But you can, and if someone says anything I'll personally put them in their place. If anyone disrespects me they die. But you can call me cunt and I'll let it slide.I care about my family. But if someone betrays me I'll accuse them before I even think of accusing you.

Honourable mention:

"After all this time it's just you and me."

"Shall we go, and witness the final act (together)?"

AlfieTommy IS the dynamic of all time. We work together. I could never trust you. You’re the only one who gets it. He’s a good friend, you’ll need to pay extra for me to backstab him. Sweetie. We shot each other. I take care of your dog. Only my wife is allowed to smoke around me (and you, always, apparently). I’ll cut you into pieces and stuff you in a barrel. Here’s a tissue for your nosebleed.

~●~●About me●~●~

My name is Elijah. I'm 20, I'm Bi, and I'm from Italy.

I speak Italian, English and can pretty much understand but not speak French and Spanish.

I have many passions and interests so this blog will be a little all over the place as time goes on.

My favourites:

Colour: Castleton Green

Movie: Venom, The Crow, The Dark Knight, The Empire Strikes Back

Show: Dexter, Supernatural

Singer: Michael Jackson, Adam Lambert

Rapper: Eminem, Dr Dre

Band/Group: Black Veil Brides

City: London

Main Passions:

Drawing (mostly redrawing already existing pieces of art to practice but occasionally I create my own)

Reading (from the classics to the most explicit fanfiction you can immagine)

Crocheting (probably won't post much about that but felt like letting y'all know)

DIY, Arts and Crafts

Fandoms I'm in:

Some of these are old hence I don't interact with them as much but, since it happened before, I might come back to them and set the obsession alight again.

P.S. They're in order from current hyperfixation to oldest one.

Dexter (Brian, Dexter)

Star Wars (Anakin, Luke)

One Piece (Ace, Law, Corazon)

See (Tamacti)

Supernatural (Sam)

The Vampire Diaries (Elijah, Klaus)

Peaky Blinders (Alfie)

Lucifer

Forever (2014)

Sherlock

Gotham (Jerome)

Shameless

MCU (Bucky, Logan, Wade)

DCEU

Info you may wanna know:

If you wanna RP I'd be very happy to do so with you, ask and I'll let you know. (Especially for fandoms I haven't interacted with in a while or simply if I'm not in the right headspace) Next to the shows are the names of the characters I'm comfortable roleplaying. If there aren't any it means I don't want to roleplay and/or don't feel comfortable trying to portray any character from that show.

I may randomly (like once a year) try to write something if my hyperfixation takes over.

Disclaimers and warnings:

This is meant to be a safe space for all people.

I am aware of the political issues currently ongoing in the world right now but this blog is not about politics so don't expect that. I won't reblog anything political related. I'm not about to take sides on that, and I don't feel comfortable being asked about it.

I do not condone any behaviour I enjoy reading about in real life.

I won't tolerate any hate or discrimination towards real people nor what ships they like in their fandom. If you're here to hate, don't bother.

I can and will ship problematic, incestuous, toxic, and/or illogical ships because they're fictional characters and they shall remain so. If you have a problem with that, please block me rather than leaving comments and all.

This blog is mainly focused on Brian and Dexter with some random author/writer miscellaneous in it. For spn, specifically wincest, I have another sideblog.

I didn't know there was a term for it. For me. Thank you. From the bottom of my heart ❤️

finding a term that you’ve never heard before but it resonating with you so deeply is a really cool experience

and that is why research on queer identities, whether gender, sexuality, or romance, is so needed!

from Ace Voices by Eris Young

This voice alone could melt me even while reading the ingredients on the back of a shampoo bottle.

I was searching for a sketch like this one and found nothing. I resolved the issue. Hope you like it.