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Have some babes,,,

happy belated grian day! ft my favorite mc skins

Resurrecting the tumblr to remind MY few followers that I draw, so take tarot cards :]

Resurrecting the tumblr to remind MY few followers that I draw, so take tarot cards :]

Autism Type #1828

“HOW did nobody notice I had autism as a kid? — Oh right, cause I’m AFAB” autism

HELP. I CANT TWLL IF I HAVE A LEGIT CONDITION KR IF IM MAKINF THIS WLL UO.

Autism Type #1924

Unknowingly masked before diagnosis and can’t figure out how to stop please help autism

Autism Type #1977

Wow autistic people are so relatable sure hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me autism

you know that moment when your worried husband is nagging at you and you say something in a language you think he doesn’t know but he does know that language ? yeah.

(scuffed dsmp 6/?)

TRANSLATION UNDER THE CUT

Ranboo: Your dad’s dramatic.

Tubbo: Does a divorce sound dramatic, Ranboo?

The Alphabet for bitter people

-A- A bitch like me deserves to be in hell

B- Bitter asshole

C- Come and get me bitch

D- Dick is your favorite food, huh?

E- Elephant bitches 

F- Fuck you I (dont) deserve better

G- GEORGE I WAS ON ONE HEART

H- Hell.

I- I know I’m an asshole but I do be looking good

J- Jail. We’re all going to FUCKING jail.

K- Kids are assholes

L- Lick my balls for all I care 

M- MANIPULATION IS KEY BITCH

N- Nope, I am not dealing with your shit today

O- OH SHIT-

P- Perhaps if everyone here was not a FUCKING idiot, we wouldn’t be here

Q- Queerbaiting is shitty prove me wrong.

R- RIP Alivebur, you were kinda shitty, but we loved it.

S- SLUTTY ASSHOLE GET OFF ME

T- Tsk

U- U WANNA FIGHT HUH

W- Whore.

X- Xylophoneeeeeeeee heheheehehehehe this is why my mother hates me

Y- You are a no good bitch. And I hate/love you for it

Z- Zero happiness because I’m bitter

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Tubbo

I know I'm innactive but damn is this funny

The Red-Eyed Village Wars 

Captain Crimson

The mayor having red eyes in Ponk’s dream

The Tales episodes have kept hinting at it all this time 

If you are here because you like my art, please go to my instagram instead. This account is kinda dead but most of my art is on instagram. Ros_makesart. Thank you all!

An OC of mine I happen to love. PLEASE REBLOG...

Ok so, I started liking #skephalo as a joke but now it’s my favorite mcyt ship... Like an elaborate shitpost. - - - - #mcytfanart #mcyt #art #skephalofanart #skeppy #skeppyfanart #skeppyart #bbh #bbhfanart #badboyhalo #badboyhalofanart #digitalart https://www.instagram.com/p/CHO0xVbF3rg/?igshid=llxsq598wef1

Parenting.

hallbeck.com

Okay, hot take? Bisexual and pansexual are functionally synonyms, and the decision to ID as one or the other comes down to personal preference and interpretation, and any attempt to further separate the two is driving a wedge between two communities that should have nothing but love and solidarity for one another. 

We have more in common than not, and the words for our respective identities should not be pitted against each other. 

i hope everyone with acne, eczema, vitiligo, psoriasis, dermatitis, and skin conditions have a good day today

Compilation

How deep does this rabbit hole go

Manberg Festival: out of context

I love the dream SMP, what angle do u want? A political comedy where the useless president is fucking his co president who's in love with his vice presidents husband who only married the vice president to help his friend commit fraud? Or a story of espionage and spies and a scorned son working from the inside to overthrow a country even though he knows he'll have to face his Terrible father when it crumbles? Or a tragedy of a deeply caring girl left behind by her friends to suffer under the oppression of an unjust ruler with only a beaten down archivist who's secretly a spy and a traitor desperate for redemption on her side? Or do you want a man's fall into insanity as he watched everything he's ever loved crumble and he has to face his own morality while doubting even his closest allies loyalty, not sure if they'll be by his side by week's end? Or a boy who's given up everything important to him for a world that he's lost and he has to watch while his mentor, his older brother, his general, throws away everything to destroy his entire world? Or do you want a sleep deprived PvP demigod with a potato addiction collecting horses?

Dream SMP: would I fight them? (in minecraft) (feat. my hubris)

GeorgeNotFound: 7/10 it would be pretty funny, might piss off Dream but that’s just the icing on the cake. He’d probably scream 

Sapnap: also 7/10 I’d fight George in front of him, so if I won he’d be laughing at George, but then I’d fight him straight after so George would start laughing at him, then I get to walk away from the scene with a Sapnap And George Petty Fight happening behind me

Tommyinnit: 10/10 get fucked mr innit

Fundy: 5/10 I probably would if I had to but I’d feel bad afterwards. Also his coding skills intimidate me

Eret: 6.5/10 it would be a 7 but I like his hair

Technoblade: 100/10 I would fight this man any day. I would not win. I would lose. Multiple times. Does that deter me from fighting him? No. But he’s more powerful than me so I’m obligated to fight him on principle

Wilbur: 8/10 I’d fight him purely on the basis of he’s over a foot taller than me and I can’t stand for that

Nihachu: -500/10 how dare you insinuate I’d fight Nihachu

Tubbo: 3/10 I’d feel really bad about it afterwards, the only thing stopping me from giving him a 0/10 is that the Tommy stans would get angry that I treat them differently and cancel me and I’m incredibly scared of the Tommy stans

Dream: 11/10 my hubris will be my downfall

Phil: 0/10 Phil would give me a Disapproving Stare and I’d die on the spot 

FUCK IT MCYT AS DRESSES

Technoblade could only be represented by bloodstained grandeur KING 👏 SHIT 👏

Dream must be known for the LARPing wench that he is

Sapnap is a fuck-off-bright quince gown & i love that for him!

George is a basic bitch blue floral bc his skin is BORING

Bad is the cutest gothic lolita you’ve ever darn seen

Skeppy is a high energy HOLOGRAPHIC RAVE DRESS

Tommy would never part from his uniform. Viva la revolution!

Tubbo has a pattern moment since they love bees 🐝

Eret is a colorshift velvet cuz they’re our Bi King 😎

Antfrost IDK anything about besides designated furry. Sorry man

Mcyt + The Onion articles pt.1

Have a sister, can confirm. I am the feral one.

a sibling relationship is just “i love you beyond my own life but i’ll never say it” plus “i’ll kill you over a stolen shirt don’t even fucking test me” plus “inside jokes and secret language” plus “i literally do not understand the dark recesses of your mind what the fuck are you made from” plus the occasional “oh my god please don’t eat tha - spit it OUT SPIT IT OUT” 

The toxicity in this fandom/community needs to stop.

Jshlatt got doxed 8 times. People have tried to dox dream twice. Thunder1408/Jack Manifold took a break because of all of this as far as I’m aware. Wilbur Soot ended stream early because of chat.

The fact that I can go to a friend and say “Jshlatt got doxed again” and they wont even hesitate to believe me disgusts me. Its sad its a norm here.

All of its a bit. They all have personas. Learn how to separate their persona from the person. Learn how to respect the person. Learn how to be a decent person with morals and common sense.

Don’t send death threats to creators over bits. Its honestly sad I have to say it. Grow up.

And while we’re still on the topic, respect their goddamn boundaries. Before you write fanfiction or draw art see what they are okay with being drawn in or written as and what they are not okay with.

Example: Eret, Schlatt, Tommy, Tubbo, etc aren’t okay with shipping. Wilbur Soot doesn’t want to be put in NSFW works, as do many other people. Just because the dream team is okay with everything doesn’t mean the rest of the smp is. Do your research.

If a creator doesn’t wanna be treated a certain way, do no treat them like that. Tommy, Tubbo and Dream don’t want to be babied. Don’t treat them as such. nothing more to it.

While I’m still here it’d be best to say it, don’t shame creators for their body types or draw them completely wrong because of the excuse of “his mc skin”. Doesn’t work. Don’t shame Sapnap for being chubby, don’t shame Fundy for being skinny, don’t white wash Skeppy in art, etc.

You’re like fourteen. A creator is not going to date you. I don’t know why it has to be said. Do not send hate to the ladies or gentlemen they date. that is their life and its good enough they trust us enough to share that.

Don’t look for a creators personal info. Just don’t. Its disrespectful, its creepy, and it can even be dangerous for them in some cases. (cough cough dream cough cough) (there are many examples, I just think a good one is dream)

Don’t talk about other streams during a certain cc’s stream unless they ask. Don’t try to tell your streamer to do something else than what they are doing in their stream already? Don’t wanna watch a minecraft stream? Wanna see cc play among us? Switch streams. Watch vods.

My lovely og minecraft watchers out there, as someone whos watched mcyts for literal years, I think its time to say, do not send hate to newer watchers. Just because they started later than you does not make them a “fake fan”. 

One last thing to say. The fact that creators have to tell off their chats for being toxic so much disgusts me. Don’t try to derail a stream because of something another streamer is doing. Don’t say toxic stuff when a creator is doing a bit. DO NOT SEND THEM DEATH THREATS OVER SOME SORT OF BIT. Have respect and have common sense. Grow up.

I know this wont get to the millions of people in the fandom/community but, to those who it did get to, just have some respect and decency. Its not hard.

Lets try to do better guys. We need to.