Amethystblooddragon - Wild Thistle

please tell me you ppl have seen wet owls.

Actually this has to be its own post, I hate how people treat the moral of the ugly duckling tale like it’s “don’t worry you’ll grow up to be beautiful”

no!!! It was never an ugly duckling because it was never a duck!!! It was a baby swan!!! A cygnet!!! It was never ugly to begin with!!! People only thought it was ugly because they were judging it by their own standards!!!! The moral is that you aren’t ugly, people just don’t see you as you are!!!!

Both Rise!Raph and Rise!Mikey (Dr. Positive, Dr. Feelings and a little help from Dr. Delicate touch) have a very very heavy influence on 2k12!Ralph after spending some time together in the Rise!Universe. And 2k12!Turtles will be the victim of the said influence.

This has been on my head for 4 hours now. This is likely to happen after 2k12!Raph sends back to his dimension.

I felt like it was about time I gave Mario and Luigi an emotional support animal a new friend. So I figured why not bring a Yoshi into the mix? Now read my ramble explaining the Yoshi’s ENTIRE backstory! :’D 

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Cole: "quick animal fact: most sharks do not attend church"

[Cole and Kai giggle]

Jay: "quick animal fact: birds can be funny"

Kai: "even quicker animal fact: monkeys like banana"

Cole: "shit, that is a good fact"

Cole: "quickest animal fact: monkeys live."

[Kai and Jay wheeze]

Kai: "most monkeys live"

[they all laugh, wheeze and cough]

Jay: "some monke alive"

[they die laughing like dumbasses]

April gets stood up by her prom date, so the fam steps in to make sure she has the best prom ever (and maybe to enact some revenge on her behalf).

Headcanon that this is how her parents meet the turtles. They go to check on her and find four mutant turtles fixing her makeup, packing her a bag, talking about how they’re going to make this night memorable and how they’re totally not going to avenge her but just in case let’s bring your boots so you can escape comfortably.

(the stimming doesn’t count)

ZOSAN AU where the straw hats don’t meet Sanji until they accidentally crash his wedding in Whole Cake Island and they still manage to make enemies with Big mom and run away with the groom.

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE MY VALENTINES POST EVEN THOUGH IT’S NOT VERY VELENTINEY, BUT IT IS WHAT IT IS AND WE DONT WASTE FOOD IN THIS SHIP

HAPPY VALENTINE’S!! ❤️💕❤️💕❤️💕(And my birthday’s eve!!)