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You order a package off Amazon. When the Amazon delivery guy shows up to your door, instead of giving you the package you bought, he beats the shit out of you. Then, when he sees that you are not dead yet, he calls all of the Amazon delivery people in the area and they all proceed to beat the shit out of you. Miraculously, you survive. Another miracle: a friend in your neighborhood caught the assault on video. After a month of recovery and extensive hospital bills that you have no idea what to do with, the video has gone viral. You read the comments below. āThis is what happens to people who fuck with Amazon!!!ā Someone says. āIāve never been beaten up by Amazon employees, and Iāve been using them all my life!ā Someone else comments. Later, you start to see articles popping up about your story. They all mention that when you were 17, your license was revoked for reckless driving. In a Facebook post on your momās feed, someone is going on a rant about how not all Amazon delivery guys are bad, and that if you look really close, the ābadā ones are just stressed out. Your name is trending on Twitter. Jeff Bezos films a response to your attack, denouncing the video of you getting beaten to within an inch of your life by his employees as becoming āa symbol of hate towards Amazon.ā The people who attacked you still deliver packages around your neighborhood. You saw one of them just yesterday as you were watering your plants. You still canāt pay your hospital bills. Your phone dings- Twitter again. āMaybe if you didnāt order from Amazon,ā someone pipes up, āthis wouldnāt have happened!ā
an author i love just tweeted about howĀ ābig joy and small joy are the sameā and how she was just as content the other night eating chocolate and cuddling her dog as she was on her Big Trip to new york and honestly. i think thatās it. this morning i was listening to an audiobook while baking shortbread in my joggers and i realised i really didnāt care what Big Things happened in my future as long as i could keep baking and reading at the weekend and maybe that is the kind of bar we have to set to guard ourselves against disappointment. just appreciate and cherish the mundane stuff and see everything else as a bonus.
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Not sure how this works. I'll figure things out as I go. But for now, I hope what I have isn't difficult to navigate.
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