10: I WiLL TUrN ThIS CAr ARoUnD RiGhT NoW YOunG MAn

honestly if 15 gave me a hug I might actually explode

Words cannot describe how much I need a hug from the Doctor. Literally any of them. It is not a want it is a need. I'm 100% convinced it would fix me

If I get too close, and I'm not how you hoped, forgive my northern attitude, oh I was raised out in the cold...and if the sun don't rise, 'til the summertime, forgive my northern attitude, oh I was raised on little light (Northern Attitude)

I wouldn't know where to start, sweet music playing in the dark, be still my foolish heart, don't ruin this on me (Almost)

In some sad way I already know...I will not ask you where you came from, I could not ask and neither would you...honey, just put your sweet lips on my lips, we could just kiss like real people do. (like real people do)

T_T

Thinking about doing an ineffables meme series but including Hozier lyrics. Y’know, for funsies.

ooooooh I love this concept

Headcannon:

Tolkien describes many of the elves in LOTR as ‘beautiful and perilous’ or some other combination to the same effect. What if Elves created uncanny valley effects towards the other races of Middle-earth?

The elves keep a little too still.

They blink, but hardly enough to be ‘normal’.

Their skin is a little too perfect.

Elves’ grace feels more predatory.

They can be completely silent.

In conclusion, give me more unsettling Tolkien elves. Please, fanfic writers I beg you.

Donna: quick, doctor, you're losing blood

The Doctor, currently bleeding out from several stab wounds: im not losing blood, losing would be implying that I don't know where it is - I know exactly where it is...it's just not in me.

me, on the verge of tears: w-what?

Hey, hey guys! Guess what!

No nightingales!

Aziraphale: Crowley, dear, are you...crying?

Crowley: nO i'm having an allergic reaction

Aziraphale: to what?

Crowley: ...life.

100% going back in time to meet Sappho might even abandon the doctor and stay on the funky little lesbian island forever 5 stars

If you meet the Doctor, what time and place would you ask him to travel to first?

me, shivering under 3 blankets on my bed in the middle of winter: sUnSHinE? wHeRe? whErE iS tHe sUNshiNE?

god i love being able to do work from my laptop on a bench in the sunshine with an iced vanilla latte by my side

okay so I was listening to the Great Gatsby (the musical, of course) and the song Absolute Rose is 100% just Aziracrow trying to get Nina and Maggie together like:

Crowley: You remind of a rose, an absolute rose

Aziraphale: Or better yet, a bud, just waiting to bloom

Crowley: once you open, open up anew

Aziraphale: You'll be an absolute rose

Crowley: Once we cultivate you

Aziraphale: You know what's grand about a rose

Nina: Who are you calling a rose?

Crowley: Is sometimes they look best when they are arranged

Maggie: Here we go...

Aziraphale: I should fling you together, find a boat, push you right out to sea

Crowley: or maybe lock you in a room and see what happens to bloom

this is so thoschei coded im dying T_T

You know what trope I wanna see more of? Couples who have been married forever who are estranged but still in love but estranged. You know me better than any other person on earth. I haven't seen you in three years. I never stopped loving you. If I have to spend another minute in your presence I will murder you. I'm hurt and I need you right here with me. God you're such a dumbass. You're the only one I trust to do this job. I want you out of my sight.