This Is Why The Owl House Is My Favorite Show.

The urge to bother my mutuals

alicent antis are like ok well she didn’t dismantle the patriarchy at 15 so she doesn’t deserve to ever complain about anything that happens to her because she allowed it. and the things that happen to her are forced child marriage and multiple pregnancies by a gaslighting hag

every single time rhaenyra has a plan it is so fucking looney tunes i cannot take her seriously. what if i got into a nun habit to go talk to my ex girlfriend. what if i did the eugenics math and tried to make my kingsguard into a dragonrider. what if i got all of the brokeass dirty blonds in flea bottom to stand like bowling pins before the most pissed off animal in the seven kingdoms. WHAT IF I ACT LIKE MY BRUNETTE SONS ARE THE PRODUCT OF MY BLOND HUSBAND

I GOT RICKROLLING 💀

Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN HER

Alicent Hightower would have loved Six

New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep

I mean I love Will and Dustin but the lack of mention of Lucas in this post-

will and dustin are the best party members so true

But I’m still in love with Max and Robin and Nancy and El and Steve still gives me bad comphet 🥲

‘nothing in canon points to Hermione being a lesbian’

she married ron weasley. cant think of anything more comphet