Happy 5 Year Anniversary Of Butterfly Soup! I Figured Now Would Be A Good Time To Announce That Butterfly

gamer boyfriend yells GODDAMNIT! from the other room and throws his headset and you walk in all what's wrong babe :( and he's playing a story-driven indie game

Me sexting: what would you do if you found me with my hands tied ;) My feminist bf: I Would Free You

man i love fictional characters i really do. here's a fake little guy you can project real big emotions onto.

are you fucking kidding me why did nobody mention this to me

“can a robot even have mental illnesses” they are allowed to have whatever they want. don’t be fucking rude

me and @discocubizm made this a while ago and we just forgot about it

i wish my home printer had the ability to feel pain

only time ive ever felt loved was when i was eating a red berry parfait and walking to the library but a girl ran smack into me getting us both covered in berries then she grabbed my hand and said "ill never be sorry enough, but you look so beautiful" and she ran away and i just have to live w this empty hole where my heart lay

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