#Theyre literally such besties hate ppl who think Juvia hates Lucy like LOOK AT THEM
Everyone shut up and look at them
Give Luvia the love it deserves
I feel like a large part of the dynamic between Evan Regulus and Barty is how out of pocket and codependent they are, but like in such a chaotic and silly way sometimes. Like for example, Evan and Barty operate on the ‘favorite system’ which is pretty much like treating your mom as base in tag but regulus is the mother in this situation. Like when they get in a squabble or are just being stupid they run around regulus like he’s base and regulus could not be bothered at all. But the ‘favorite’ thing comes in because depending on the day, regulus is much more willing to let one of them slide than the other solely because it’s funny to watch the one not being favored get upset about it. There’s no rhyme or reason to who he picks as his ‘favorite’ that day and they can’t bribe him to change his mind, it’s just a fact of their life that some days Evan can get away with murder and get head pats instead of a talking to or an eye roll no matter what he does while other days it’s Barty that gets the privilege. It’s custom that whoever realizes they’re the favorite is an absolute menace about it the rest of the day. They rub it in the loser’s face in any way they can, and the loser usually just pouts about it because it doesn’t matter and they’ll get a turn later. It’s completely for shits and giggles and doesn’t actually influence any of the threes’ opinions on each other or moods at all, it’s literally just juvenile fun that they take seriously for the bit.
all they can do is stand as close as they physically can at all times. I guess
Barty was moping.
Again, he knows- him and Regulus had gotten into an argument again, and he knew he’d lost, but he liked the thrill of arguing- and he’d said some things he really shouldn’t have… but maybe Regulus would see how sorry he was by the way he was being so mope-y. Yeah, maybe- he was curled up in his four-poster, moodily skimming through his potions book- how does that not scream “I’m sorry please come back and love me so I don’t think you hate me”?
Regulus, on the other hand, was- rather haughtily, in Barty’s opinion- ignoring Barty, and playing wizard’s chess with Evan on the other side of the room. Barty gave a dramatic sigh… still nothing. Damn it. He was being so obvious about it, why wouldn’t Reg just forgive him already?
Barty had basically already apologized, with how much of a show he was giving about it- but clearly, Regulus wanted a real one. Damn him, making Barty do all the work.
“Castle to E5,” Regulus had been saying, just as Barty flopped down onto the ground behind him, shoving himself up against the Black’s back, his cheek smushed against in the back of his sweater. Barty’s sweater.
“I’m sorry.” He finally mumbled, rather pitifully.
Barty couldn’t see it, but he could definitely sense the smirk he just knew was plastered on Regulus’ face right about now.
“Sorry, Crouch, what was that? Couldn’t quite hear you.”
“I said, I’m Sorry.”
“For?”
Barty just huffed, going quiet for a moment. His fingers lightly traced Regulus’ spine through his clothes, from his neck to his tailbone, and back up.
“I’m sorry Regulus for saying you’re a teacher’s-pet…”
Barty finally muttered, poking the middle of Regulus’ back, just to punctuate.
Regulus was surely grinning by now, he loved it when-
“Even if you really are.”
Barty really shouldn’t have tacked that last bit on, as he quickly found himself flattened on the ground, because Regulus had decided to forcibly lean back, right on top of him.
“Bitch.”
“Twat.”
“…love you.”
“Love you too, Barty.”
Evan took that moment to finally butt in, cooing,
“Aww, you guys are so swee-“
It was safe to say that Evan didn’t get to finish his sentence, and there was ‘magically’ one pawn now across the room.
I'm really happy with how these turned out!! I'll be posting the headcanons soon <3 <3
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