Everything. Cost Money

a hot makeout session with lots of touching would fix me I think

Anyone else with chronic pain ever get really absorbed in a project and dissociate from your body while you're working but then you finish and you come back to your body and you're just like AAAAAAAHHH! WHAT'S WRONG?? oh yeah. The horrors. Never mind

⚠️ Important News! ⚠️

Baby Tiger Shark Practicing Her First Bites

Look at her go :)

Look at that little face <3

*literally choking with want* nah man it's fine DW about it

april fools in a few weeks. who will ask me to be their fool

why do i have to take care of this idiot (me) every single day cant she do anything on her own

sorry for being cute and earnest and silly I’ll try harder to be more nonchalant and unbothered and mysterious

anyone wanna take me out back and shoot me like an old dog

can someone hold my hand and tell me it’ll all be okay please