So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…
You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.
It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?
I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.
((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))
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Me and my sister have the wildest covos sometimes. She just told me that she was "astonished I wasn't putting more thought into stuff" and I told her "I don't think" and she just sighed and said "yah"
You know something I think is overlooked a lot in mdzs is Wei Wuxian power. I'm not sure if it's because of the way he views himself or the way he acts but he I've seen his actual power get overlooked a lot. Like especially when he just comes back from the burial mounds, likely cause we don't really know what happened down there. But from an outside perspective it has to be crazy because this guy has been missing for 3 months, comes back with a never seen before type of cultivation, and is just killing people left and right with new and horrible ways. On top of that wwx tends to kinda not make a huge deal out of it which you can really see when he traps Jin Ling in book 1. In an actual combat situation that tailism would be crazy good cause it immobilizes someone rlly quickly. Wwx is also crazy smart and ppl overlook that a lot too but that's a different post lol
So my mdzs book 5 finally arrived today and I love all the little stuff that came with it (my sister has mixed feelings abt the wangxian wall in our bedroom now but it's fine) but holy shit Wei wuxian I'm not sure if that was the best or worse love confession I've read. Dear lord my stupid stupid son he needs help. I'm glad he gave an actually sweet confession after but still. Wei wuxian my stupid son.
the ten commandments
thog don't caare
if it sucks hit da bricks
play the cards i'm given
pobody's nerfect
this mess is a place
fuck it we ball
it's so over
we're so back
what if the world was made of pudding
there is good in every day
also it gets worse bc I've said multiple times "I'd date you" to her
how bad is it when the girl you are literally into say, to your face, "oh, I just don't know anyone who'd want to date me"
Something that's always kinda peeved me is when ppl forget Wei Wuxian looks nothing like mo Xuanyu. Like it's part of the reason no one really deeply suspected to because why would the evil yiling laozu take a poor, cutsleeve as a host? And wwx wasn't that bad of an actor. It's only bc he kept running into ppl that knew him the most that he was ever suspected.
I finally got to reading some of tgcf book 5 and I'm sooo glad I did. Hua Cheng going to save Xie Lian is great but it's also hilarious if you think abt how Hua Cheng basically got dresses up for his crush and learned a new trick just to impress him. Man Hua Cheng is so cool but he's just sooo pathetic for Xie Lian I love him sm. Also him and Xie Lian having a nice romantic stroll as the ceiling caves in? So funny. Especially bc everyone was like "get a room." They're so lovely man
Also Xie Lian calling Yin Yu average looking to his face was hilarious. Justice for poor Yin Yu
I finally got to reading some of tgcf book 5 and I'm sooo glad I did. Hua Cheng going to save Xie Lian is great but it's also hilarious if you think abt how Hua Cheng basically got dresses up for his crush and learned a new trick just to impress him. Man Hua Cheng is so cool but he's just sooo pathetic for Xie Lian I love him sm. Also him and Xie Lian having a nice romantic stroll as the ceiling caves in? So funny. Especially bc everyone was like "get a room." They're so lovely man
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