Empires Smp Monster High Au 

so can we all agree that big dog Jimmy is a golden retriever

Au where the sbi are a family of animal shapeshifters Phil’s a crow technos a pig tubbos a goat fundys a fox Tommy’s either a raccoon or a baby chicken because grown crow Phil with a chick Tommy is adorable basically all of them are shifters but Wilbur who brings friends home from school and they stare as he introduces them to his family in there animal form’s they start to question Wilburs sanity like he’s crazy until the animals start taking and then they start to question there own sanity and all this happens because his family tried to mess with Wilbur and his friends

this is inaccurate if Jimmy had a gun he would literally and figuratively shoot himself in the foot cutting his lower than average time in half

I wished that this had a bigger fandom I think it’s great and has potential. but there’s only 5 fic’s on ao3! Criminal 😭

Anyway I’m off to watch it again.

The inventor’s club :)

Is it obvious who my favorite is

Thank you to everyone who got me to 1000 likes!

My Headcanons for watcher lore

So there are watchers listeners and speakers and the three have the same power level so the watchers are not stronger than the others they have the same abilities the difference is how they respond and how they apply their power 

Watchers abuse their powers for selfish purposes they will not restrain themselves and because they don’t feel the need to care about consequences they show their ludicrous strength more freely and do to that are seen as more powerful by everyone that knows about them 

Listeners try to do something to stop the games and free the players that is what they use their powers for but they tread carefully they will be hesitant to do something to drastic they wait and listen for the right moment to act unlike the other two they put effort into being Subtle 

Speakers are what happens when a listener gets to invested and it becomes personal they lose patience and they get desperate they can’t hold their tongues anymore so instead of listening to reason they get reckless 

The watchers are apathetic and selfish only caring about their own entertainment and survival not giving a thought to the players wellbeing unless it messes with them

The listeners are realist and sympathetic when they saw the suffering they wanted to help but they don’t let it get to personal they help because it’s the right thing to do 

The speakers are emotional and empathetic they are listeners that grew attached to the players they feel responsible for and when the players they love are hurt one to many times they lash out throwing caution out the window which is why there’s so few 

They aren’t different creatures they are the same just at different stages of processing the fact that they are no longer human and have god like power 

Power corrupts and combined with peer pressure from already existing watchers it’s no wonder the watchers have larger numbers 

The color changes based on their temperament 

The watchers are purple 

The listeners are green 

The speakers are orange 

There’s not an immediate chance in color it works like a mood ring 

Take Grian he is more watcher than listener and speaker but because he has attachments and empathy and only keeps his watcher title because he uses his powers for entertaining pranks his color is magenta just leaning a tad bit more purple though he is steadily been moving towards red (his two colors that he is associated with are red and purple) 

Of course just mention me or something

Empires smp god au

Pearl Goddess of the harvest and farming her title was literally the farmer pearl and in the past people kept track of harvest by looking at the phases of the moon and positioning of the constellations

Lizzie the trickster goddess of the ocean and government ocean because in season one she was a fish goddess and government because in season two she was a mayor and in both she is a scam artist trying to make a profit through morality ambiguous means

Joel god of thunder and art in canon he is the god of thunder and if anyone in empires was a art god it would be the guy that sculpted clones of himself and built stratos/mezalia

Katherine goddess order and balance and duality she fights evil by transforming from the pretty pink princess to the axe wielding warrior and as lady Katherine of the overgrown she is the one that is neutral the one that Try’s to keep order

Jimmy is The god of death for obvious reasons

Joey is the god of wealth and desire because he is a pirate and pirates like gold also he steals from false and really wants to get in xornoth s pants he also Katherine’s (understandable)

Shubble is the goddess of nature and the wild because her whole wolf thing she had going on in the first season of empires and the infected outlaw thing she had in season 2

Scott god of the passage of time and the four seasons (and rainbows) because he has connections to flowers (spring) in life series and stars in origin smp and winter in empires smp

Pix god of messengers and prophecies( he is in charge of the recaps that gives people information they might have missed also he is a prophet)

Fwhip god of fire and revenge because in both seasons of empires he has had a stubborn heated rivalry with jimmy and did not take the break up well also in art his hair is fire truck red

Gem goddess knowledge and magic because she as the wizard gem she is a powerful magician and because as the princess of dawn she teaches others about the sun god also the wizard gems empire is literally a school

Sausage love and family and lust because he is know for his platonic love (Hermes and Eddie and pearl) and let’s say his passionate spicy love( pole dancing and flirting)

Oli god of music and insanity he is a bard and who’s words make zero sense to everyone and watching him you get sensory overload ( he is the oldest but nobody believes him)

false goddess of mystery and adventure and new beginnings because she is lost her memory and is a very adventurous person also do to the lost memories she basically started from square one when she came to empires

Oh I know that anime

A lazy prince is suddenly thrust into power, he constantly tries to push his work on to others or find ways to get out of working but his laziness is continually misconstrued into genius and revolutionary ideas.

hazbin hotel headcanon Sir Pentious and redemption

I’ve been seeing some fans speculating that it will be revealed that Sir Pentious lost his memories and at first I wrote it off because if he forgot about his time at the hotel then all of his progress would be erased 

But it would make a lot of sense if when a sinner is redeemed they manifest in heaven with memory loss 

Because I refuse to believe that in all of hells history not one of the millions of souls got redeemed until Sir Pentious

So i think that there has been many citizens of hell who have gone to heaven but because they were no names who didn’t remember ever going to hell nobody noticed