I Don't Care If Monday's Shit. Tuesday Wednesday Suck My Dick,

i love characters who can be killed but won't stay dead. my poor little cockroach <3

me when someone complains about something that's been genuinely bothering me too but i just brushed it off because i was worried that i was just bitchy/callous/sensitive but now I feel Vindicated

hey what’s up guys i’m still trapped in this abandoned grain silo

baby i can avoid eye contact in ways you’d never fuckin believe

i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

third cup of coffee lets give it up for third cup of coffee

why is this so funny

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

Men invented dueling so they could shoot hot loads into eachother