The Martin 'knife' Blackwood Jokes Hit A Little Different Now

Lovers?

So... How do I feel about Jonathan Sims trying to clear Elias Bouchard's name because he did nothing wrong other than smoke weed, have a very weird job interview and become the recipient for that pompous voyeur that goes by the name Jonah Magnus?

*crying* G-Good. I'm not having feelings for the bastard man, you are. Shut up.

And I know it could've just been Jon trying to just go all: "That is not correct. Because according to the encyclopedia of 👁️✨"

But let me just i m a g i n e.

How dare you make me feel feelings. How dare you make my heart happy and sad and thrive for these characters to then say:

"No, Martin is not going to be okay."

Then, I try telling myself that maybe everyone are gonna suffer in a light amout, y'know... a "spreading the hurt equally" situation.

But then.

Then you add:

"Especially Martin."

Jonny Sims...you really want me to have a breakdown, don't you?

As I already said somewhere on tt: "And on this episode of 'Jonah Magnus' "vaguely" homoerotic correspondence' we have..."

I don't want a friend group, give me whatever Jonah Magnus had going on with everyone simping for him.

This is almost as good as going all John Amehrst on Elias's office.

Extremely late crack AU where Gertrude and Gerry met the guy with the clown-eating Monster Pig and just took it back to the Institute. 

Jonah-James-Elias: I’m compelled to ask why

Gertrude: This is my new service animal.

Jonah: For what service?

Gertrude, with her longest pointed Stare: Eating clowns

Jonah:

Monster Pig, sitting outside Jonah’s office, staring in at him through the door he Knows was closed and locked when he came in: 🐷

And that’s where it stays. The titanic horror-hog wouldn’t go anywhere if it didn’t want to. It’d be there to greet Breekon and Hope the second they tried to walk in with their delivery. It’d devour them and the table in one sitting just to get at the Not-Them. 

It’d lay in wait, lurking around Jon and the Archive crew like a massive pink shadow–

Jon: Elias, I understand Gertrude was attached to it, but are you sure we shouldn’t relocate th–

Monster Pig, in the corner: 🐷

Jonah, Knowing it knows where he sleeps: The Pig Stays, Jon

–and turn up at the Unknowing, at which point it would devour the entire circus. 

Jon, Tim, Basira, Daisy:

Monster Pig: 🐷

Its job done, it goes snorting off into the night, maybe heading back to haunt its very best friend, Dylan Anderson…after a brief detour.

Jonah, sitting in his cell: Well, the Unknowing was a waste. At least there’s still the Dark Sun to string them along w–

Monster Pig, kicking down the door, having saved the best clown for last: 

 🐷  

tl;dr: The Monster Pig was Flesh-aligned, Stranger-averse, pro-clown-cannibalism, and would’ve saved the day if Gertrude had only taken it away to let it do what it loved

give me an AU where the gang accidentally purges Jonah in season 2, and then they have to spend the rest of the series trying to convince the other avatars that Very Confused, Mild-Mannered Himbo OG Elias is still housing the Eye’s most powerful servant.

smarter enemies like Jude and Annabelle are getting Suspicious and keep trying to visit the Institute to check. Elias remembers exactly 0 things about Jonah or being possessed and is no help at all. Jon keeps trying to make him study old letters while Tim and Martin have decided to just accompany Elias to all Jonah’s supernatural meetings and Weekend-at-Bernies their way through.

it’s a sitcom now:

Elias still thinks he’s mid-20′s and looks up to Jon as a nerdy big brother type.

there’s a running gag where Rosie can resolve any situation no matter how occult, dire, or how little she understands it.

whenever an avatar is Fooled by OG Elias they walk away saying “Jonah seemed a little different but I can’t put my finger on it” before being realizing something like “oh wait, he was wearing argyle! he hardly ever wears argyle!” and not questioning it any further.

jonmartin have nearly kissed like five times but they’re both still convinced they’re unrequited

So uh.. for anyone considering joining the Fandom post Matpat

Please read Clowns (the creator) rules and limitations considering Welcome home. He has been extremely stressed out lately from the popularity his creation has gained and well… we were already worried about the possibility of another huge influx of people coming from Matpat.

We all know there’s going to be people who don’t care, and that’s extremely unfortunate but please for Clowns sake just be Chill and respectful.

He’s here on Tumblr it shouldn’t be hard to find information, I won’t @ them because I’m sure they’re already stressed out and I don’t necessarily want to add to that even if I do mean well.

I don’t want to fight with anyone and really a lot of us don’t, so let’s just keep kindness in mind whenever we speak? Okay?

Like I can’t stress this last part enough, here’s a direct quote from Clown because I couldn’t put it in better words honestly

“Please remember not to reprimand others on my behalf, I know the intentions but its not worth your anger and time. I think focus on being kind to others instead, having fun with you and yours! (I will figure it out, do not worry!)”

hey gang here’s a jm animatic that i started this summer and never got around to finishing. it was my first time attempting anything like this (and it probably shows lol) but i had a lot of fun working on it and since im not sure i’ll ever finish i figured i might as well post it now!!

happy new year everybody

So... Unfortunately, I am a monsterfucker and the elephant man in episode 1 somewhat...

Intrigues me.

Look at them, mutually pining and worrying about each other...

All of this would be amazing if I ALSO WASN'T WORRIED ABOUT THEM-