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Both tbh ✌️🙌

men who I’ve never met but 100% trust solely based on how I’ve heard them talk about their wives

feel free to add more good boys 

My Chemical Romance in Kerrang! Magazine (issue November 16, 2019).

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“That’s his chicken" 

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Bands as shit people said at my school

Ryan: *choking on a hotdog*

Brendon: *takes out IPhone & starts to film it* And here we see a wild Ryanus Rossos in it‘s natural habitat, calling for a mate.

Jon: DUDE HE‘S CHOKING! CALL AN AMBULANCE YOU TWAT!

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Pete: Basically Disney was the first Furry ever.

Patrick: Actually the first Furry in existence was an austrian Emperess from the 19th century who got herself a whole body horse costume made and died in it.

Pete: W T F ?! I am not sure if i am more disturbed by the story itself or you knowing that story.

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Brendon: I‘m not saying I would sacrifice someone tho Cthulu just to see if he‘s real, but i think it would be cool if we found out that there really is a gigantic tentacle overlord in the ocean

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Lyn-Z: I may be a girl but beware of my wrath!

Random Bully: *laughs* Why? Are you gonna throw your make up at me you pussy?

Lyn-Z: *hitting his head by throwing a table at him*

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Teacher: And what does this story tell us?

Billie Joe: CAPITALISM IS FUCKING SHIT!

Teacher: Billie Joe no!

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Joe: Is smoking weed vegan?

Andy: no! Yes-… Maybe? Depends?!

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Pete: *gets kicked in the balls* Hey! I may be gay but i still need those!

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Pete: 2 years ago my photo gallety was filled with pictures of me and friends. Now it‘s just memes and gay pride.

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Mikey: I want to be a unicorn. Than i could impale people and the police couldn‘t come after me cuz the laws do not apply to mystical creatures.

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i was only eleven years old when mcr broke up so i never through id get to see them live but no ive been blessed thank you mr chemical romance

aRiD

publicity stunts

by Trojie

Relationships: Frank/Gerard Genre: Fluff, Humor, Romance Words: 6,278 Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Summary: The record company thinks a few plausibly-deniable rumours about Gerard and Frank dating would be good PR, but of course, they’re not contractually obligated to sleep together or anything. Ahahah.

Rec: Fake Dating is not one of my staple tropes, Secret Relationship, however, absolutely is one of my favorites! And the combination is fantastic. Frank and Gerard fake-but-actually-for-real dating is so good! This fic has everything: It’s funny, it’s fluffy, it’s sweet. There is a tiny bit of angst. It’s super well-written. I love it. Absolutely a feel-good read.