Hallucinations Are All Fun And Games Until You Have To Stay Awake With All The Lights On To Let Yourself

UGH. PLANS CANCELLED. DAY RUINED.

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small talk? it was quite big to me. i love you

if you only spoke in rhyme under oath do you think the judge would like. get mad at you. imagine that youre being like, 100% truthful and serious about it. but your sentences just happen to rhyme. maybe also have a subtle but consistent meter.

all options include variations (motherfucker, bullshit, goddamn, asshole, son of a bitch, etc)

i'm a natural born biter i just need to feel ur skin in my mouth to show you i care and also it rocks

Actually speaking of solitaire I am prohibited from playing solitaire rn cuz I unironically had an addiction like I would play solitaire all day and night I would not sleep cuz I wanted to play solitaire instead it was BAD I was missing school and shit just to play solitaire……whenever i was doing something and couldn’t use my phone or card deck I would play solitaire in my head

I remember waking up one morning and the first thing I did was take my phone and start playing solitaire I played like 5 rounds i realized that the phone didn’t look like my phone and it disappeared and I realized that I just spent like 30 minutes at least hallucinating that I’m playing solitaire

i have to get into bed twenty times a day or ill start following through on various threats ive made

what a typical wednesday looks like