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Flowey: NOOOO! STOP! YOURE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME

The six human Testosterone bottles:

@eeveenotevelyn i dont think that the hashtag tumblr girls is the right hashtag to use but idc

it all feels so fake

the vampire Mumbo headcanon is really funny cause like. people draw him as this suave scary dapper vampire man and in reality he is just THE most unserious guy on the hermitcraft server. that man has never stood up for himself in his life. his voice goes 3 octaves higher every time something even mildly inconvenient happens and he acts like it's the end of the world. he's been on the server since season 2 and he's barely socially competent with anyone other than Grian Scar and Iskall, and Scar is pushing it if Grian isn't there. he's terrified of one on one conversations. he's terrified of practically anything that moves. trying to imagine Mumbo actually having to suck blood out of someone is the funniest thing in the world. he would be too scared to do that to a COW. keep up the good work everyone I love vampire mumbo so much

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I haven't come across a non-romantic duo name for grian and Joel (and gribeans is. Eh to me) so a friend and I propose "Clown Duo"!

Get it. Because they are both absolute clowns.

They're so fucking funny I love them dearly.

Feat. quote from friend (censored just in case)

if there's one already lmk otherwise I will be using Clown Duo, no one can stop me >:)

PLEASE REBLOG IF YOU AGREE I want this to catch on :D

Some interactions between Artificer, Survivor and Monk!

The surprise adoption of these strange "pups" went pretty smoothly in Artificer's eyes, but for the almost completely mature siblings... It was a confusing time.

My Arti is very large, almost double the size of average scugs! Necessary for taking down prey. The vanilla siblings on the other hand are still adolescents, and won't grow past the height of her chest.

Yeah I think people were over exaggerating, the chapter they ended on was pretty sweet and the only thing I don't like is sunbeam being pregnant because they said they were going to wait.

why are we pretending that the final chapter of star was just ‘and nightheart isn’t orange’ like are you guys exaggerating to be funny or do you legitimately hate nightheart that much it’s affected your ability to read the book lmao

it’s such a short chapter too, the message isn’t that hard to understand. legacy naming in warrior cats has always been a huge thing, especially for thunderclan cats. both litters of kits currently in the nursery right now are all legacy named after other cats. an entire generation of cats have been named after dead clan mates, and they’re not even the first!!

finchlight is teasing nightheart about whether or not he should also participate in legacy naming with his and sunbeam’s litter. instead of thinking too hard about the teasing, he dismisses it quite casually, no longer upset by comparisons and being named after ancestors but amused by the situation. a clear sign of how much he’s grown.

what he’s really focused on in that moment, is what sunbeam wants. he’s worried when sparkpelt brings up the idea of naming one of their kits after berryheart. he doesn’t push her, doesn’t give his opinion on the subject, just supports her when she decides she doesn’t want to name her kits before they’re born. they’ve both decided to name their kits as a reflection of who they are, not for the sake of remembering other cats.

nightheart has grown into a selfless, mature cat capable of looking back on his past actions and beliefs with amusement and bewilderment that he ever acted that way or believed those things. he loves his wife, he loves his family, he’s proud of his heritage, and he finally feels confident in himself and his own abilities, no longer feeling like he has to live up to any expectations.

…….what part of that is just ‘nightheart isn’t orange’ to you????????

God sent a cat from heaven to me. Me and my family were walking to church and a random cat just popped up, rubbed against me, let me pet it, and disappeared.