ME AND MY HOMIES ALL HATE WILLY STAMPLER

IGNORE that last ask. i sent it to the wrong person somehow

No, I don't think I will /silly

Artist rendition of Wake Turbulence receiving this rejection letter-

I hope I did your vision justice!

(Based on the character being called Mrs. I did assume this character used she/her pronouns. Let me know if you'd like me to change the pronouns or the character appearance).

Image ID in alt text and under the cut.

Begin description. A teary-eyed gray unicorn with darker gray spots. A hoof is held to her mouth, and her teal hair is in a bun. Her pale green magic holds a piece of parchment that is covered in scribbles to indicate writing, the bottom reads, 'lol, no.' A close-up of her cutie mark is in the top right, a burning pile of rubble that used to be an airplane. End description.

re: resume

Mrs. Wake Turbulence

thank you for applying to be a pilot with Equestria Airlines. As you helpfully pointed out in your email, you do not have to have an aviation-specific cutiemark to be considered for one of our pilot positions as per the employment discrimination protections in Talent and Destiny by Princess Twilight Sparkle. however, we are going to have to reject your application because of your cutiemark.

Your cutiemark is clearly a crashed airplane that is on fire. i have shown it to several people here at the office, and all of them rejected your interpretation of it as a “flaming pile of broken dishes” or “a weird duck smoking a cigarette”. all surveyed correctly identified it as a crashed plane on fire.

it goes without saying that those with an affinity and/or destiny for crashing plane(s) are not fit to be pilots for this airline. i must urge you to peruse a different career. given your cutiemark, i find your impressive list of qualifications and relevant experience disturbing.

wishing you luck in another career,

Rustle Feathers, Human Resources

Why the fuck does winter bring The Horrors with it.

Scopophobia/ Ommetaphobia Warning! Trypophobia warning!

Another drawing I started before I moved. But they're done now, this is my Alicorn experiment oc, from @captainzigo 's Equestria Civil War AU.

Void is an amalgamation of Celestia, Luna, Twilight, Cadence, Flurry Heart, and Chrysalis.

(It/They/Void)

ID in alt text and under the cut.

Image one. Start ID. A mlp oc with many eyes, many wings, and many horns. Two horns serve as ears, and two as fangs. Its hair is pitch black and full of watching eyes. Void has 3 wings of different colors on their back (white, navy, purple) and two small wings on each leg. It's cutiemark is an amalgamation of different mlp princess cutiemarks. Void is facing to the left. End ID.

Image two. Start ID. A mlp oc with many eyes, many wings, and many horns. Two horns serve as ears, and two as fangs. Voids' hair is pitch black and full of watching eyes. It has 3 wings of different colors on their back (white into pink, pink into purple, and an insectoid wing) and two small wings on each leg. Void's cutiemark is an amalgamation of different mlp princess cutiemarks. They are facing to the right. End ID.

Being alive is difficult sometimes but at least I have Garfield

I love Garfield

[Start ID] An image of Garfield the cat holding a stuffed Teddy bear [End ID]

Pretty please I promise I will not eat her 🐱

i made a mousegirl do yall want to see

Good day chat, I got the worst coloring book I have ever seen at the dollar store and I thought I might cry laughing. It's full of very poorly traced images of anime characters, and the cover has AI art on it.

Its advertised as "Advanced Coloring"

It is hardly even a coloring book and I love it and hate it and want to bite it with my fucking teeth

Pictures below- even one request and I will post the others

Bad day chat, my work day was about 4 hours longer than it should have been. Brain is pretty fried. Feeling subpar. But! No work tomorrow. And! DnD tomorrow!

This is my child, Perfect Porcelain. They are made of porcelain.

PLEASE PUT PICTURES OF YOUR OC OR OCS IN THE COMMENTS

I WANNA DRAW OCS AS MLP CHARACTERS OR MLP OCS BECAUSE IM CURRENTLY TRYING TO WATCH THR SHOW CAUSE I WANNA DOODLE AAAAAAAAAAAAA

This is my grimwalkers palisman. Rather than taking the form of a staff, his takes the form of a cane, as he often requires a mobility aid. (He has a second crutch that isn't a palisman. While I think it would be cool if he had 2 palismen, I do want this to fit into the cannon, and given that we havent ever seen a witch with more than one palisman, I assume you can only have one at a time.)

Image description can be found under the alt text.