A Pretty Accurate Kinnporsche Soundtrack List

a pretty accurate kinnporsche soundtrack list

SHINee as husbands

AN: Prepare for a long-ass post

Taemin - The Playful Husband

Pack your bags and get your wandering boots ready

cause it’s adventure time

all the time

He loves taking you to new places

Even if it’s just a cozy café or a park

He just loves spending time with you as much as possible

He married you because

??? logic

He doesn’t see himself spending his life with anyone else

The whole being a husband thing is a little weird to him

but when he thought it over, it just made sense to marry you

so let’s do it now rather than later??

The best friend husband

Will do anything to make you comfortable and laugh

Is always the first to initiate skinship and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°),,,,

will touch you every chance he gets

because

‘’Holy shit this perfect creature is mine’’

always smiling in your presence

his eyes are glued to your face

that boy knows how to use his body

If you know what i mean heuheuheu

and he makes sure to show you

he always wants you to be there at dance practice

he needs his personal cheerleader

puts on music at home and asks you to dance with him

then pretends to be a bad dancer so you don’t feel bad

he’s the type to see something at a store and buy it because it reminds him of you

which is how you’ve ended up with so much useless stuff

but how can you get yourself to throw it away? you can’t

he can be a bit embarrassing at times

especially when his ‘magic hands’ leaves his phone on top of the car

But he loves you with all his heart

and isn’t that what counts? <3

Onew - The Cliche Romantic

Get ready to puke hearts and roses

Because this man will shower you in love and romantic gestures

Everyday is like a honeymoon

He falls in love with you all over again each day

Will cook you breakfast if he’s in a really good mood

Which he often is

how could he not be when having you by his side?

the proposal was probably suuuper romantic

roses everywhere

He most definitely cried when you said yes

Skype dates when he’s away from home

Mentions you every chance he gets

because he’s so proud of everything you do

‘’You know my wife actually..’’

‘’This reminds me of my wife..’’

‘’mY wIfE !!’’

When you’re together his eyes are only on you

he can’t stop smiling

but he can live with the face cramps

because he loves you so much

Minho - The Protective Husband

MMmmmjealousy

often texts/calls to ask where you are/what you are doing

not to be invasive, he just always worries

he always wants to protect you

and god forbid someone hurts you

he will go crazy

what’s worse is when he gets jealous

He will do anything to prove he’s your man

Which is either arguing with whoever laid their eyes/hands on you

or very heated sex

or both

He’s very passionate about every part about the marriage

A real romantic when he chooses to be

subtle touches

like a hand on your shoulder or knee

or his arm around your waist

makes sure to always keep you close

cause he’s a lost puppy without you tbh

being a husband suits him and he loves it

no one can make him smile brighter than you

and vice versa

he always orders food for you

because he knows everything you like

Has a habit of picking you up

literally

one minute you’ll be doing the dishes

the next you’re over his shoulder

Key - The Power Couple

You’re the couple that intimidates all the other couples

Because you look so damn perfect all the time

he isn’t afraid to be truthful with you

like bitch, let’s keep it real

yes, your ass looks fat in those jeans

so let me help you find an outfit that fits your perfect body better

daily dates when walking the dogs together

a lot of wine dinners at his place

two bottles of wine later you find yourself in the bedroom

every time

shield your eyes CommeDes and Garcons

mommy and daddy are doing it in the kitchen

and in the living room

oh god they’re doing it everywhere

he can’t keep his hands off you

an amazing kisser

He’s really good to talk to

a great listener

always wants to help you

date nights consists of gossiping in your silk pajamas

he notices all your little habits

and to him it’s the cutest shit on this planet

not only are you life partners

you’re partners in everything

business partners, partners in crime, fashion partners

because you fit together like a puzzle

and it creates a killer duo that excels at everything

Bonus gif; date nights

I don’t own any of the gifs, credit goes to the rightful owners

AN: SHINee is still SHINee without Jonghyun - that doesn’t mean that he is forgotten. Please respect my choice of not including him, I miss him too you guys… </3

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a-kpop-know-it-all

3 years ago

Hi love!!

Hope you're having a great day/night🧡

Could you a poly! ChanLix scenario where reader is good friends with them, but all three of them know that what they have is actually more than friendship. The sexual tension is high as well, but they got feelings for each other so they don't act upon them. And whenever one of the boys tries to make a move, reader shrugs them off, telling them love and relationships aren't there cup of tea. Things finally get heated up one day, perhaps after an argument, which leads to some smut and ends in feelings finally being accepted? Sth like that.

Also, I use she/her, but it'll be nicer if the scenario is gender neutral, bc why not. Thanks and much love❤

Warning: Slightly Angsty, Reader cries, Smut near the end, mxm fxm, protected sex!

"Can you pass me the butter?" Felix asks Chan and he hands it over. "Should we add the chocolate chips now?" You asked quietly. "Wait until I mix up these ingredients then we'll add them." Felix mumbles, pouring in an adequate amount of butter in the bowl. "Not surprised to the three musketeers here," Jisung says while stretching and sitting at the table. "Good Morning to you too," Chan says and starts messing with the chubby-cheeked boy. "I need a little more flour," Lix says and looks at you. Quickly, you grab the flour and pass it to him. He thanks you and proceeds to mix the ingredients. "Maybe you should ask her out instead of just staring." Sung teased Chan. You turned around to see a flustered Chan turn away. The younger male chuckled at the interaction. "Ji, stop playing. I'm not in the position for a relationship right now and neither are any of you." You stretched out the 'you' a bit. The tension in the room got a bit thicker and everyone could feel it. That is until Minho and Hyunjin came in bickering about something in their room. They could sense something was a bit off once they sat down. "Did something die or what? Why are you all quiet like this?" Minho asked bluntly. "Nothing died silly. Just was telling them how none of us have time to be dating." Hyunjin and Minho nod in unison understanding the situation better. It was no secret that Felix and Chan liked you. They've told you on multiple occasions and asked you for dates multiple times. As well as confided in you that they were already a couple. The only part that left everyone else unsure was if you liked them back. "Well, she's not wrong. We should focus on our careers right now. You know?" Hyunjin pipes up. "Did you and Minho tell that to-" Jisung began and quickly, Hyunjin pinched him. "Ow!" The blonde-haired boy yelped. "Shut up." The black-haired male retorted. "Do you want to add the chocolate chips now?" Felix asked you to cut the awkwardness. You nod and pour the little bits into the bowl.

-A Few weeks later-

The weather outside was amazing. Yet again it was you, Felix, and Chan together. This time you were doing something Chan enjoyed doing with the both of you. The three of you had ridden bikes around for a bit then decided to go to the beach to run around a bit. As the three of you ran and swam around in the water, the day became darker. Felix chased you and Chan as you ran, all giggling and having a great time. You lost your footing as Felix gained on you. The both of you fell down but he made sure not to land on you but did land above you on his arms. His eyes met yours to make sure you're okay. It feels like time stopped for just a bit and Felix began leaning in closer to your face. His lips were centimeters away from yours before you pushed him away without thinking. Now he sat on his butt a little sore and Chan walked up assessing the situation. "I-I'm so sorry Lix." You apologized and tried helping him up. He snatched away from you and got up himself. "Felix? What's wrong?" Chan asked helping you up from the ground. "I can't keep doing this." Both Chan and your face turn in confusion. "What are you ta-" Chan is cut off this time. "This! Acting like I'm not in love with Y/N" You bit your lip. "Lix, I'm-" "Felix, I think you need to calm down just a bit. Let go back to the house." Chan started walking towards him but he stepped back. "I'm serious! I'm tired. It's wearing on me emotionally and I... I just can't do it anymore." He says and runs off. Tears form in your eyes and you do your best to avoid looking at Chan. Torn whether to chase down his boyfriend or comfort you after his harsh actions, Chris concludes on taking you to the car to calm you down a bit. His arm is wrapped around you as he lets you know that Felix will be okay and he just needs to figure out his emotions for a bit. Once the both of you reach the car, he starts trying to call the blonde-haired male to see where he is. No answer. "I-I'm sorry Chan. I love you both. I do. But I just-" Chris smiles and holds your hands. "You don't have to explain yourself. You've already told us that you're just not ready. I guess we've been a little too persistent." He says and rubs the back of your hands with his thumbs. You pulled him in for a kiss then said. "Can we please go look for him? I'm worried." Chan nods and begins driving around the beach as you called Felix from his phone. After 30 minutes of searching, Chan's phone rings and it's Felix. "Hello?" You answered concerned. "I'm so sorry for the way I acted." "That's not my main worry right now Felix, where are you?" You blurt out. It takes him a moment to answer. "I'm by the food stand now. Getting some Bungeo-ppang." Chan turns the car around to go to him. "Okay. We're on the way. Please don't move." Felix agrees and you sat on the phone with him until you both pulled up. Lix stands there waiting with 2 pastries in his hand while eating the other. You walk up to him and hug him. He hugs you back and hands you and Christopher your deserts. "I shouldn't have acted that way," Felix says as you all walk back to the car, he tucks a piece of hair behind his ear. "You had emotions and wanted to express them. It's normal." Chan reasons with him. "Yeah, but I put you in a situation you shouldn't have to be in and hurt y/n's feelings. Also, my butt and arms really hurt." He pouted at the last part leaving you and Chan to chuckle. You sat with Felix in the back and put your hand on his. "Felix Lee, I want you to know that I do love the both of you. You both mean the world to me." His eyes met yours again. "We love you too Y/N." He says and squeezed your hand a bit. "I don't want to hold back anymore. Yes, we can go on dates, and yes, I'll be yours." You said and got closer to the freckled male. "Y/n you don't have to-" Both of them start but you cut them off this time. "No, but I want to. I mean it." Your finger dragged across Felix's jawline and his breathing staggered a bit. He briefly looked at your lips as if to ask if he can kiss you and you nod. His lips pressed against yours and you pulled him in closer.

Chan pulls into the parking spot and sits back. "Is there enough for me too?" He asks, looking at you both in the mirror biting his lip. "Of course." Felix answers and opens the car door before carrying you inside the house. The older member followed close behind.

You were carried to their shared room. Thankfully Changbin wasn't in. Felix pressed his lips against yours once again as Chan locked the door. Your hands wrapped in Lix's hair and his hands met your hips. The chestnut-haired male stood behind your now shared boyfriend and stroked his hand down the blonde's back. Felix sits up from his position to turn towards the older. Chan kissed Felix and pulled him flush against him. "Baby, I think Chan deserves a bit of a treat." You suggested to Lix. He agrees and sits next to you on the bed. Chan raises an eyebrow, interested in what was to come. Felix keeps his eyes on the standing man while unbuttoning his pants. You assisted by pulling down his underwear. As Chris is freed, Felix licks from his base to tip, causing the previously mentioned man to throw his head back. Now it was your turn. Instead of licking, you placed kisses up his shaft. He groaned and put a hand behind both of your heads. Taking the initiative, Felix took Chan into his mouth and hollowed out his cheeks. You kissed on Chan's hips and v-line. A pop and slurp was heard as Lix lifted off so you could suck off both of your man. You took a brief look at both of them before slowly taking Chan in your mouth. Felix began kinda coaching you through how he liked it and little tips for getting him even more riled up. Afterward, Felix joined you, sucking the parts you weren't. When Chan told you both he was reaching his peak, you kissed and sucked on the tip, kinda kissing each other as well. The standing male pulled back a bit and told you to get close, indicating he wanted to cum on your pretty faces. Both of you do as told with your tongues out and chan releases on your faces staying close to and in your mouths. You swallow but Lix has slightly other plans, pulling you in for another kiss. The kiss was broken and you pulled Chan on the bed, against the headboard. Felix sat on one side and you sat on the other facing Chan. First, he directs you both to get undressed. Then once you're naked he kisses you first and begins stroking Felix. A hand of your own snuck down to touch yourself. Chan chuckles and grabs that hand. He takes your ring finger in his mouth to taste you then groans. "Open up baby boy," Chris instructs Lix and your middle finger is put in between his plump lips. "Doesn't our princess taste great?" The younger member nods his head and begins reaching down to rub your clit. "You want to stretch her out for me babe?" The brunette asks and the blonde nods. His fingers run through your folds, thumb massaging your clit as he pushes his middle finger inside of you. A quiet gasp escapes your lips and the 2 men smile. Soon enough, Lix is fingering you with 3 fingers and spreading them apart occasionally to stretch you out. "So wet for us already?" Chan asks rubbing a hand up your thigh. "Tight too," Felix smirks. You moan as Felix takes back his fingers. "Can you get us a condom, please?" Another request from Chan to Felix. Eagerly, Felix goes to the drawer to grab 2 condoms, placing one on the counter for later. He opens the package with his teeth and hands the protection to Chris who puts it on immediately. "You know how to ride, right?" He asks while pulling your leg around his hips. "Do I know how?" You tease before slowly sinking down on him. Your hips stop halfway down and the grip he has on you tightens. "Oh, I see. You like being a little brat." Then he pulls you all the way on him. This caused your jaw to drop and you moan aloud. The feeling of Chan inside of you was so euphoric that you became a little weak. "C'mon babe, ride me." He says cockily. The brattiness inside you fueled and you began riding at a nice and steady pace. "Don't forget about me too." Pouted Felix to Chan. Their lips connected and Chan's hand wraps around Lix's neck. You picked up your pace and your hands rested on Chris's chest. With his free hand, he spanked you and squeezed your butt. All three of your moans and groans sounded like music to each other's ears. The fluttering of your walls around Chan made him chuckle. "You

close princess?" He asked and stroked your chin with his hand. "Y-yes." You reply with your cheek falling into his hand. "Want me to take over?" His hands preparing for your approval. You nod and he began thrusting inside of you at a rapid pace. Lix kissed on your neck and down your chest. The orgasm crashed down on you at you left scratch marks on your boyfriend's chest. He continued thrusting inside of you until he rode out your high. Very carefully, he lifted you up and took off the condom, throwing it away. Felix helped lay you back onto the bed. "How about you Prince?" Chan asked Lix. "I want you." The younger moaned out softly. This put a smile on the older's face as he bent your shared boyfriend over you and put on a new condom. He uses a few fingers to prep Felix. You placed kisses on Lix's forehead, nose, and lips. Next thing you know the smaller male moaned aloud. "Always so good for me." Chan moaned himself while slowly pushing into Felix. The way the blonde's face contorted in pleasure was beautiful. From the way, his eyebrows pushed close to the way his freckles looked in his cute little scrunched-up nose. Without thinking twice, you pressed your lips against Felix's again and progressed into a makeout. Once Chan felt like he was ready, he began thrusting into Felix slowly. This only increased the moans in your make-out. "Fuck, fuck, oh my gosh." Was all he could get out. "Does Channie make you feel that good baby?" You asked and he mindlessly nodded. "C-can I eat you out please?" Lix asked quietly. "If you want to my love." You responded and scooted up for him to come face to face with your core. He wastes no time in devouring you. The way his tongue worked its magic on you, he was the best at it. "Look at my babies, all fucked out. I can't wait to see this view more." Chan says and begins pounding harder. Now you and Felix were moaning messes. A long groan escaped your lips as Lix slid 2 fingers into you. His tongue flicked back and forth at a rapid pace on your clit for a moment before he sucked harshly. "Shit, baby I'm getting close. Are you?" Chris asks the other boy, tugging his hair lightly. "Y-yes!" Felix nearly screamed. "How about you Y/N Love?" Exhausted, you nodded. "You both have been so perfect for me. I love seeing you both like this. Release for me my loves." He says and both of you do just that. You fall limp to the bed and Felix falls limp onto you as Chan thrusts a few more times to reach him high. Once finished, Chan kissed both of your heads and took the cum covered blanket from beneath Felix. You pulled Felix closer to you to cuddle and he holds you back. Chan came back with a towel to wipe you both down and then cuddled with you two. "I thank you guys for giving me this opportunity to love you both, my best friends." You mumble, slowly falling asleep. "We thank you for being so open." Chan says and kisses you on the lips. Felix pouts for some kisses and both of you give them to him.

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a-kpop-know-it-all

3 years ago

Word of Honor/Shan He Ling Fic Recs

I’ve been procrastinating on making this post because while I’ve read a good number of WOH fics, many of them are short and were written during the run of the show. I keep feeling like I need to read MORE fic before I can pick the really best ones and that’s an impossible task, so whatever, here are some fics I like.

Wenzhou unless otherwise noted. Roughly listed in order of where they take place in the canon timeline.

with morning come by Shaderas (E, 2K) PWP of a morning after Wenzhou’s first time. After a drunken, rough night of sex, the morning brings a very gentle and loving second round. I love ZZS almost overwhelmed by the sincerity and gentleness of this.

warmth by triedunture (E, 4K) Set during ep 16, when they are spending a night in the cave. On the surface it’s a PWP, but there are so many emotions being processed that it’s heart-rending. Grief and crying and love and tenderness. Both very gentle and very prickly, because it’s Them. Just perfectly in character and capturing the mid-drama Wenzhou mood.

with your heart beating and your eyes shining by thatbug (E, 4K) WKX starts a game of questions late one night over wine, and they discuss past relationships and sex. ZZS is basically inexperienced/bad at sex and they discuss what they like and what they might like together. It’s a really lovely fic about talking about sex and then exploring new things together. (Or new to ZZS.)

On the Moor, the Creeping Grass by etymologyplayground (T, 6K) One of my favorite authors bringing their brilliance to SHL? Yes, please. This is set during the ep 24-esque period in Four Seasons Manor, featuring ZZS getting injured and WKX helping him with his wound. A lot of teasing and bantering, some soft cuddly sleeping together, lots of quoting of poetry, longing, wistful storytelling, and a little biting. It’s utterly gorgeous with such a quietly aching tone, while being so very soft.

One Step Forward, Three Steps Back by hollybennett123 (E, 14K, ZZS/WKX/Han Ying) Wen Kexing sees how Han Ying and Zhou Zishu look at each other and arranges for some fun with the three of them. Lots of dirty talk and fun d/s play, as well as interesting character study of the three of them and how they relate to one another. But mostly it’s very, very kinky and slutty.

passers-by, late in spring by @pumpkinpaix (E, 3K) - This is one of my very favorite SHL fics, and I’m only slightly biased in saying so by the fact that it’s both very much to my taste and the author is a friend. It’s smut, PWP really, post-nonspecific-canon (book influenced) and d/s. It’s got a dominant (bottom) ZZS and submissive (top) WKX and honestly I think has influence more than a few smut writers in this fandom, including myself.

silver lining, strike me down by brosnyaa (E, 6K) This is actually novel canon mostly rather than drama canon, but it’s great fun. WKX and ZZS make a series of bets (5+1 to be exact) involving kisses and…other activities. Lots of fun banter and teasing, leading up to genuine connection and sweetness.

fanged teeth hiding behind gentle eyes by ShootMeDead (T, 4K) A story about the relationship between WKX and the women of the ghost valley, specifically the unimportant servant women. This is something I really wanted to see explored in fic, so this hit the spot. Ties in to a generic happy ending for Wenzhou as well.

lonely dream by @minmoyu (G, 4K) A post ep 36 fix-it, a really lovely story that is soft and romantic and gives us a very happy ending, but doesn’t ignore the very real pain and trauma that ZZS goes through.

silent and immutable as snow by elrohir - (E, 3K) Set after episode 36, this is a fixit of sorts, a primal scream of a fic. Raw and emotional, ZZS dealing with grief and then anger when WKX comes back to life. A fic for wallowing in the angst of the drama ending. (I also recommend the author’s other SHL fics. It was tough to pic one so read those too! They are lighter!)

time enough series by scheherazade (3 fics, E & T, 4K-9K) The first fic deals with ZZS saving WKX post ep 36 through dual cultivation. The second has Ye Baiyi visiting immortal Wenzhou on the mountain, and the third deals with Gu Xiang and Cao Weining’s rebirth and discovery by Wenzhou. There are some really lovely moments throughout.

Non-Canon AUs:

run (back to you) by synonemous (M, 11K) A modern AU in which WKX and ZZS are both CEOs and ZZS leaves his company and goes into hiding to avoid his former boss, but WKX comes stalking him. ZZS is delightfully grumpy throughout, but WKX is willing to be patient (some heavy stalking notwithstanding) and they end up gradually fitting together. A very soft modern story despite the specifics of the plot.

Ill Omens series by manic_intent - (2 fic, E, 4-5K) Zhou Zishu is a hulijing. WKX is fascinated, naturally. And Ye Baiyi takes exception to him feeding on a mortal, no matter how much WKX protests it’s consensual. I just really love the worldbuilding/use of folklore here.

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a-kpop-know-it-all

6 years ago

Them: What makes you happy?

Me: