To Any Who Need It.

GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT

Clint in the vents and that’s his whole personality because he wasn’t fleshed out in the movies → Ava in the walls and that’s her whole personality because she wasn’t fleshed out in the movies

Thor eating poptarts and overusing proper words because English isn’t his first language and he’s the comedic relief → Alexei eating Wheaties and overusing proper words because English isn’t his first language and he’s the comedic relief

Natasha pranking and laughing at everyone from the sidelines because fanon decided she’s just silly like that → Yelena pranking and laughing at everyone from the sidelines because canon decided she’s just silly like that

Bruce being a sweet, soft-spoken, unassuming guy but also the most fucking unhinged monstrosity if you catch him on a bad day → Bob being a sweet, soft-spoken, unassuming guy but also the most fucking unhinged monstrosity if you catch him on a sad day

Steve being handed the de facto title of goody two shoes leader despite being the LAST person on board with this → Bucky being handed the de facto title of goody two shoes leader despite being the last person on board with this

Tony being a big-mouthed asshole that’s secretly haunted by his past mistakes which involved publicly supporting the US military via PR stunts as a weapons manufacturer → John being a big-mouthed asshole that’s secretly haunted by his past mistakes which involved publicly supporting the US military via PR stunts as a weapon himself

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there's no death here | robert "bob" reynolds [masterlist]

ao3 version

part 1 part 2 part 3 part 3.5

Sickly dad keeping his kids warm during the winter. Or something. He still has a use for his over-sized clothes

This is the explanation:

So... Have any of y'all watch #kimetsunoyaiba aka #demonslayer ? It's quite obvious that #giyuutomioka is my fav lol https://www.instagram.com/p/B_NPB2BhZ8r/?igshid=1g6hsu67ssehz

i am your father masterlist

sakusa x reader smau/fiction

You and Sakusa have started dating on the second year of high school. On your 4th year of dating and second year of college, you found out you were pregnant. You were in a crisis. You were only 20 and didn’t know anything about motherhood. Worst case scenario, your boyfriend didn’t want kids.

Your solution? Run away from Kiyoomi Sakusa. Raise the kid on your own. Never meet the child’s father ever again.

That was your plan.

You were doing great on your own, until you find out that Komori, the cousin of your ex, lives next door.

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Just shoot me if you're gonna attack me like this

a selection of artist memes hand-picked and curated by me based on my own experiences

Y/n: *wakes up * AAAH--Oh it was alll a dream *flips to face karl*

Karl with his honky badonky mommy milkies : hey kitten~

Y/n: SHOOT IT WITH A GUN--

When Alcina & her daughters are away for the day and Karl managed to sneak into her room

https://www.tiktok.com/@miserablebastard/video/6969236577134333189?sender_device=mobile&sender_web_id=6935218890298213894&is_from_webapp=v1&is_copy_url=0

(I’ve been thinking of this since last night.)

“Karl?” You called for the man, knowing your mother and sisters weren’t home. He said he was gonna step out for a moment and left your room, but you haven’t seen him in a while.

“Karl??” You closed your door behind you, looking over as you spotted someone standing at the very end of the hallway, making you gasp.

There he stood, lacking his usual attire and hammer. His entire body was adorned in your Mother’s favorite cream dress, her black hat sitting on top of his head, covering his grizzly hair. The most prominent statement in his look was the bodice of the dress, stuffed with large round bags of beans to mimic Alcina’s voluptuous curves.

“K-Karl,” You spoke with fear heavy in your tone, watching a smirk start to grow on his shade hidden face. “Wh-what the hell are you-??”

“Hey there kitten,” He spoke proudly, raising the skirts of the long dress that draped like a heavy curtain on the floor. “Do I look presentable?”

“Karl, you’re scaring me.” You backed away when he got closer, seeing he also had on your Mother’s finest pearls on his neck. “What the-why??”

“Do you like it?” He asked, running a free black gloved hand over one of his mounds. “Does my darling like what they see?” His tone got more lowered and sultry, but it only made you more terrified.

“No Karl, please stop.” The fear continued to poison your body, causing your hands to tremble at your sides. “I don’t like it, I don’t like any of it! Just take it off!”

“Oh? What do you not like about it?” He cocked his head, running both hands over his large bosom ever so slow. “It’s the dress, huh? Maybe this isn’t exactly my color, I’ll admit. But it feels so nice on me. So classy and elegant.”

“But why???” You pleaded again, feeling hot tears gather along the borders of your eyes. “Why the fuck do you-You have fucking titties Karl!!”

“Oh these?” Karl’s hands stopped over his chest. “My boobies? My massive fucking titties? My super stuffed up milkies??”

“Karl stop!” You cried out in vain, large tears rolling down your cheeks as he came even closer. “Get away from me! Take that shit off!”

“My honker wonker doinky doinkies?!” He started shouting, forcing you to turn around and run out of the hallway. He quickly chased after you, his shouting growing even louder. “My fucking fabric stretching, wind flapping, GRAVITY WELLIN SEX MOUNDS Y/N?!”

“GET AWAY!!” You screamed in horror, his laughs growing louder as he ran right behind you, holding onto the dress skirts so he didn’t trip over them.

Delusions

There's no hope for my posture, I will forever be a shrimp 🦐🦐

Hi! May I ask for Bakugou and Kirishima (either seperate or poly, you can decide :)) with an s/o who’s an artist, but since they tend to draw for long periods of time hunched over their desk/workspace and because of that their back and neck are often really really sore and tense?

Sorry if this is a strange request or anything! Love your writing so far and I’ve kinda been binge reading (?is that a term??) your work over and over

Aww, tysm! It makes me happy to hear that you enjoy my work so much, it's every writer's dream 💕. Anyway, I went ahead and did the boys separately, hope you enjoy!

Bakugou

-Is gruff about it, but he would tell you to take frequent breaks and stretch/do exercises to help your back and shoulder pain

-He’d be annoyed that he constantly has to remind you, but he would do it as often as necessary for your sake. He doesn’t like seeing you hurt

-Would often check in on you to make sure you’re doing what he told you

-You often catch him staring at you when you’re not working, watching for any telltale signs of pain or soreness so he can nag you some more about not taking care of yourself

***

- You sighed, rubbing at your neck to soothe the persistent ache that’d settled there since that morning. You’d been working at your desk for most of the day, only stopping to go to the bathroom or to have a quick snack since the deadline for your latest project is tomorrow, and you’d be damned if you didn’t meet it.

-Bakugou usually stayed out of your way when it was crunch time for you, but today you kept hearing the pad of his footsteps in the vicinity of your workspace. It wasn’t annoying per se, but you wondered why he kept prowling around outside your room every half hour before disappearing without a word.

-The answer presented itself about an hour later, when your man strode into your room unannounced, his footsteps so light you didn’t even realize he was right behind you until it was too late. You yelped when he roughly shoved a neck pillow around your neck, pushed your shoulders back against your office chair, and scooted you closer to your desk.

-You looked up at him in bewilderment and he returned your gaze with his own exasperated stare. “How many times do I have to tell you to watch your posture, idiot? I should let your shoulders get stuck like that, and start callin’ you Hunchback,” he nagged. When he saw the warm smile forming on your lips, he rolled his eyes and turned to leave. That sappy look of yours was so annoying, all he did was give you a pillow! (More like it was so cute he couldn’t stand it).

- “Thanks, Katsuki,” you said, adjusting the neck pillow to your liking. He huffed in response.

- “I’m just sick of hearing you whine about how much pain you’re in,” he paused on the way out, “And you better be sitting exactly like that when I come back.”

- “Or what?”

- “Or I’ll glue your back to the chair!” he yells from down the hall.

-You just laugh, but you were sure to watch your posture from then on.

Kirishima

-Would try to fix all your problems if he could, so when you first complain about the pain, he would immediately try to come up with solutions. Stuffing pillows in your chair, different work areas, propping up your work so you don’t have to lean over the table, whatever it took to help you.

-Just like Bakugo, he would often remind you to take breaks or sit up straight.

-Would show you exercises you can do to prevent neck and shoulder pain and help your posture.

-He would often ask you how you’re feeling and gently express his concern if it seemed like your pain wasn’t improving.

-Massages ;)

***

-You felt Kiri tap your shoulder from behind as you leaned over your work and sat up quickly when you realized the position you were in. However, he wasn’t tapping you to remind you to sit up. You could tell he had something else in mind by the little excited grin on his face. “This should make you feel better for sure, babe,” he said, gesturing for you to follow him.

-And that’s how you found yourself face down on the bed (👀) with Kiri leaning over you, kneading your shoulders. He chuckled at your little sighs of relief, digging deeper whenever he felt a particularly tense area. He wasn’t very skilled, but with his strength and large hands, it didn’t take much finesse to ease your aching muscles.

-After several minutes of relaxing under his soothing ministrations, Kiri had managed to put you to sleep. You couldn’t help it, his murmured words of encouragement and comfort sent a cascade of tingles down your back as he rubbed your shoulders and neck.

- “There we go. All better now, right Y/n?” he asked with a fond smile down at you. When you didn’t answer, Kirishima called your name again. This time, he got a quiet snore in response.

-His affectionate smile widened, and he pulled the covers over you so you could enjoy your nap 💕