This Might Be The Stupidest Thing I’ve Ever Made.

I NEED A NAME FOR THEM THROW NAMES AT ME, HIT ME WITH YOUR NAMES

Me: Okay, I have really bad joint pain and fatigue. My Sjögren’s syndrome and my pseudogout must be acting up. Google, how do I deal with Sjögren’s symptoms?

Google: You should stay active and get some exercise.

Me: okay, well that’ll be a little tough with how I’m feeling, but I can manage a walk or something. What should I do for the pseudogout?

Google: Rest. DO NOT exercise.

Me: Okay— okay but— but for my Sjögren’s, aren’t I supposed to—

Google: Yes for the Sjögren’s you should be moving moving moving don’t rest too much or it gets worse

Me: Okay well—

Google: But also remember the pseudogout DONT MOVE, don’t do anything, rest rest rest or your joints will be fucked forever

Me: I—

Google: But also get off the couch RIGHT NOW, your Sjögren’s, you need EXERCISE

Me: ….how am I supposed to—

Google: FUCK you

the grass is green the sky is blue except to me cause i wouldn't know i only see you

4/10 pickup line, the idea is there but the execution is too wordy.

His name is Fauntleroy and he is a shift manager at your local yankee candle

sometimes I forget standing up isn’t painful and difficult for most people so I’ll be watching something like game changer and see the people standing behind their podiums the whole episode and think ‘wow don’t they need to sit down. how can they still think coherent thoughts’ and then I’m like oh. yeah. I have a disease

“This person has harmed me in unbelievable and unforgivable ways” and “this person has experienced unbelievable and unforgivable harm from others” are not mutually exclusive. A lot of times the people who abused you were abused themselves. That’s an explanation, but it’s not an excuse. Don’t let people get away with shit just because shit happened to them. And don’t let the shit they do to you influence you to do shit like that to other people.

Break the cycle, babes. But remember you can only do that if you acknowledge it exists.

I would be so powerful if I could come up with puns. It’s the one skill I currently lack.

Hi I’ve completely given up on Instagram and Twitter, so now I have returned to the hellsite. I’ve missed you, tumblr. I never really understood how to use you in the 2010s, but maybe I’m less stupid now, so let’s give it a try.

Also does this look better with or without lines? I think with but that might just be because adding the lines took me like half a goddamn hour extra and I don’t want to have wasted my time.

(Ignore the weird pig nose I don’t feel like changing it)

Really wish all the “low impact” exercise routines I find weren’t hyper focused on like squats and lunges and shit. Like bro, my knees DO NOT WORK. They simply do not function properly. If I do 15 squats today I’m not going to be able to walk properly for literal days.

…….but like I’m so tired and I NEED to work out to help with my fatigue, and I don’t have the attention span for yoga right now. So I do the five bajillion squats anyway.

And I’m stupid so I forget that that’s a bad idea, so when I’m in an incredible amount of pain just walking up and down the stairs for the rest of the week, I’ll be like

love how we keep calling it lore. at this point it's flat out plot, dears