50shades-of-truth - Keeping It Real...

some man online: “arya’s a mary sue. rey’s a mary sue. i simply don’t believe a young girl could be that skilled.”

what they expect me to say: “well, no, actually, canon supports it, because if you look back as far as season three, she’s been training for–”

what i’m actually gonna say: “good. good. about fucking time. in the next movie i hope rey blows up a dreadnought with finger lightning that she learned earlier that day. i hope she rips palpatine’s spine out with her bare hands while everybody claps”

LmaoXD

My 4 year old nephew loves to paint his nails. Any time he sees someone wear nail polish he asks if he can have some too. The most difficult part is getting him to decide what color, because he he wants all of them.

Nail polish is for everyone.

Sagittarius: You’re blocking the view.

Leo: I am the view.

me: i love minding my own Business !

something: happens

me:

This gives me life.😂

Patreon Request: Groudon vs Kyogre

The requester wanted me to voice this great Pokemon comic.

Original comic by protocol00

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I'll rather be alone than someone's second choice lol.. fuck that and fuck them. You deserve the best. You deserve devotion. You deserve to be loved with the full capacity of someone's heart, not half.