COBS WHEN I CATCH YOU COBS (dumbass Joke Story If U Read All Of This Then Holy Guacamole HELP)

COBS WHEN I CATCH YOU COBS (dumbass joke story if u read all of this then holy guacamole HELP)

im gonna take cobs to a cookout except im not gonna let him stay im gonna let him be COOKED!!!!!!!!!!!! (quite literally)

first i will break into meeple headquarters; as i do so, just to save time on the way, i post on twt (or x. sighh) how cobs is a dumb multimillionare who needs to be cooked. as i get a thousand likes on said post in under 30 seconds (trust), i then make it to my destination... on the way, one of those stupid phones is right there, the more "technologically advanced" thing, yknow. i do the thing where i just poke it as it somehow bends and falls down (#awkward). i make my way inside meeple headquarters, flopping onto the floor like a stupid idiot. i get up and make my way to cobs' peculiar yet horrifying office thingamabob. he asks me what the hell im doing there. i reply and tell him that i will take him to a nice cookout before hell takes over except he already has hell taking over because he thinks hes alllll that and hes soooo cool when in reality he really needs to take a shower. he tells me no, and i say i will definitely most totally 100% explode mephone4 (im completely lying) and he eventually says Okie Dokie! in the mario voice for some odd reason wth cobs do you need your meds againAnyways we arrive at the cookout and i take him over to the dad with the grill chef skills who is. working. at the grill. what else /j Anyways i tell cobs to stay put or im going to explode him and he does so even tho i expected him to execute me on the spot. i tell the grill chef skill dad that he should totally cook cobs because cobs is so mean and he hates his son for no reason whatsoever. the dad says yes and uhhh yada yada he cooks cobs and they all have a nice feast!! ok the end i ran out of ideas