Greg Is “hOmpf,” Tom Is “kyaAaaa >w

Jenny Slate, Stage Fright (2019)

tr: Shiv, Kendall, Roman, Connor

girlboss? no. boyloser. guyfailure. dudenobody

“Your hair is winter fire, January embers. My heart burns there too”

you've all heard of "be gay, do crime", now get ready for "be ace, pull off a heist"

"Six Phone Calls" In A Nutshell

Pennywise, crawling out of the sewer: I lived, bitch.

Mike: Shit, he's back. *taking his cellphone out of his pocket* Now i gotta call these assholes...

LATER...

• • •

Mike, on the phone with Bill: Pennywise is back, bitch.

Bill: *gasp* Holy shit. I-I-I'm on muh-my w-way... suh-suh-since when d-do i huh-have a fu-fucking s-stutter?

• • •

Mike, on the phone with Eddie: That evil clown/alien/demon is back. Can you come over?

Eddie: *sighs* I'll do my best, but i can't promise anything, though. I have a headache that comes and goes.

Myra, entering the room: Eddie-bear!

Eddie: There she is.

• • •

Mike, on the phone with Beverly: It's here and you made a promise, please come over, we're just a bunch of stupid boys.

Bevely, smoking a cigarette: I'll be there for sure.

Tom: BEVERLY!

Beverly: Just gonna have to whoop some ass first, be right back. Love you.

• • •

Mike, on the phone with Ben: It's back. You have to come to Derry, so we can defeat It.

Ben: *nods* 'Kay, i'm coming. Let me just get real fucking drunk for a little while, be back soon. XOXO, bye.

• • •

Mike, on the phone with Richie: Rich-

Richie: Oh, hi, thanks for checking in, i'm... still a piece of garbage.

Mike: *rolls eyes* Guess who's back? Back again?

Richie: Penis-wyse? *finger guns*

Mike, disappointed: Why are you like this?

Richie: Anyways, i can't go. My manager is gonna be fucking pissed if i disappear for no reason.

Mike: *shrugs* Eddie said he'll be here...

Richie: Nevermind, fuck my manager. I'll book a ticket.

• • •

Mike, on the phone with Stan: Pennywise is back.

Stan, holding a cold beer: That's so sad, Patricia play Despacito.

dead poets society + plaid

me trying to convince myself that two straight white men in their 30s are going to write the best (slowburn) queer love story ever made

Feels good to share my birthday with you, yoongi

┗⇢ Min Yoongi x Tsundere 

 Tsun tsun refers to someone who acts cold, blunt, or curt. Dere dere describes someone who is affectionate or lovey-dovey.

Hawks: You can say, “Have a nice day” without a problem.

Hawks: But you can’t say, “Enjoy the next 24 hours” without sounding vaguely threatening.

Endeavor: How did you get into my house?