Happy Lesbian Visibility Week For All Who Celebrate Yippeeeeeeee

building legos date interrupted by 3 hour make out session

I was thinking it would be funny if during one of those hear me out cake videos a group of dudes pranked their homie and every single person put for every single hear me out, the dudes dad and now I can’t stop thinking about it as the party

All: this is our hear me out cake

Lucas: hear me out *puts a picture of Sheila the Thief from the dungeons and dragons 80s cartoon*

Will: hear me out *puts a picture of Lucas’s dad*

Lucas: is that my dad??

Will: *shrugs*

Mike: Hear me out *puts a different picture of Lucas’s dad*

Lucas: what the hell guys

El: hear me out *puts a third picture of Lucas’s dad*

Lucas: what is wrong with you! Did you take that picture from my house?

Dustin: hear me out *places a fourth picture of Lucas’s dad*

Lucas: everyone stop putting my dad! *Sees it’s Max’s turn next* max, max I swear to god if you put my father, we are breaking up, I will never forgive you

Max: Lucas don’t be weird, I’m not going to put your dad

Max: *sticks a picture of Lucas’s mom on the cake*

Alright, I’m fully healed. Send me a loyal butch that worships the ground I walk on.

Me when I talk about my trichotillomania in therapy and my therapist looks down at my knees and goes “ah yes” 😭💅🏻💋

happy dyke friday (part 1) !!!! butch thighs for my favorite ppl in my phone!!!

When I was ‘straight’ and my sister wanted to set me up with her boyfriend’s friend and she told me not to mention astrology or my interests and stuff like that to him because ‘guys don’t like that’ (I didn’t go through with it because deep in my heart I knew that’s not what I wanted anyway) now my girlfriend is also into astrology and she looked up our compatibility and she celebrated my zodiac season, listens to me and what I like and I’m not in a competition with her. my conclusion is a man will never love you the way a woman would.

Settling back into sobriety but oh my god I forgot how fucking insane I was without my favourite coping mechanism

Should be laid up with someone's daughter playing with her hair right now instead of whatever this is

How I look like, shortly after finding an ingrown hair