Dogs Have Had Many Jobs Throughout History, In This Case: Revenge.

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et arthur il grimpe une pov tour et y'a des ronces ohlalala IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME U FUCKING CLOWN

Rosella Fic Recs (Rosalie/Bella)

Completed

So I Hope You See (That I Would Love To Love You) - Olivia_Janae (ao3) [Multi-Chapter] Summary: What it comes down to is that it doesn’t matter. She will never tell anyone, least of all this stupid human. It doesn’t matter if her soul feels healed when she is around, the pain she has lived with for so many years suddenly releasing its grip on her lungs and letting her breathe. She refuses to allow this to be true, and so she’ll ignore it. She will not give in to this. Even if Edward is wrong about his mate bond with Bella… even if she knows this for a fact. Rosalie will not give in. She will just turn away… and try not to feel.

Submergence - alligatorblood (ao3) [Multi-Chapter] Summary: Rosalie volunteers for an experimental trial that miraculously erases traumatic memories. Everything goes well until it doesn’t.

Vocalise - pantheradraconis (ao3) [Multi-Chapter] Summary: “From calm and serene to I want to rip you to shreds. Sometimes getting to the part where you can say I love you is a pain in the arse.”-review from ChesireMonkey. Alice saw a vision involving Rose and Bella. How will it affect everyone around them?

Make Me Feel Human - gaysonly666 (ao3) [One-Shot] Summary: Edward Cullen decides that he can’t be around Bella after their first encounter in Biology. He strikes a deal with Rosalie, and the two of them swap Biology periods. Bella is surprised to find Rosalie sitting where Edward ought to be. But, that doesn’t mean she’s particularly mad about it. Rosalie, on the other hand, has some warming up to do.

Humans Are Just Like That - alligatorblood (ao3) [One-Shot] Summary: Rosalie takes one look at Bella Swan and goes “hmm I like that.”

Love Is a Guess That Deepens - islandofme (ao3) [One-Shot] Summary: “Are - are you an angel?” The angel stopped her advance, tilting her head to the right. And then she laughed. The sound shimmered in the air like windchimes. “Nothing so lovely as that, I’m afraid.” aka five times bella guesses what rosalie is & one time she gets it right twice-over

Election - iateyourheart (ao3) [Multi-Chapter] Summary: The race for Senior Class President brings the long standing rivalry between Bella Swan and Rosalie Hale to new and interesting levels. AH AU 

And So the Lamb Became the Wolf - UntitledAlsoUnknown (ao3) [Multi-Chapter] Summary: Bella was left by Edward in New Moon. Her friendship with Jacob results in an accident that pulls her into Sam’s pack. When the Cullens return, Bella imprints on an unexpected member of the family. Rosella all the way. Emmett and Rosalie aren’t mates.

Where Men And Angels Fall - CloudAuditoreFair (ffnet) [Collection of One-Shots] Summary: Rosalie might be an Ice Queen, but Bella isn’t afraid of the cold. A collection of oneshots for Rosalie and Bella ruffling each other’s feathers, because who does it better?

She Makes The Grass Grow - former-burning-example (ffnet) [One-Shot] Summary: Ghost AU. Most people aren’t haunted. At least, not like this.

Every Second of Every Hour - xPaigeTurnerx (ffnet) [Multi-Chapter] Summary: "Do you know what love is? Love is decimation. Love is knowing someone so well that you know exactly how to cut down to their core, what buttons to push and where to prod to drag up their vulnerability. Knowing just how to thoroughly and completely destroy a person… and then not. Of course I’m scared of love. You’d be a damn fool not to be.”

Bluets - Former-Burning-Example (ffnet) [One-Shot] Summary: Human AU. After Edward leaves Forks, Bella falls into a friendship with the Hale twins. Kind of.

The Strength of the Sunlight - Former-Burning-Example (ffnet) [One-Shot] Summary: Bella moves to Washington. Her new friends are weird.

The Universe Owes Me One - xPaigeTurnerx (ffnet) [One-Shot] Summary: “Tell me, Bella, do you believe in reincarnation? The concept of soulmates? I didn’t. I believed the universe to be a cold, callous machine that churned out random cruelty, apathetic to the lives it ruined, the lives it took. I believed this for a very long time, and while I never made my peace with it, I came to understand it. As it was, as a fact… and then I met you.”

Forget You - ehemond (ao3) [Multi-Chapter] Summary: Bella didn’t want to be at her birthday party in the first place, but the Cullens insisted and now she’s here. She doesn’t know who these strangers are, crowding around her and talking about vampires? She really hopes she’s not about to become someone’s dinner. But that blonde goddess is really pretty and also really strong. She might be okay with being her’s…

A Rose By Any Other Name… - T_E_Reynolds (ao3) [Multi-Chapter] Summary: Twilight canon-divergence fic. Bella moves to Forks but is Rosalie’s singer instead of Edward’s. I’d never given much thought to how I would die- But dying in the place of someone I loved seemed like a good way to go. I stared without breathing across the long room at the hunter, and she smiled pleasantly back at me. Surely is was a good way to die, in place of someone else- Noble even. That had to count for something. I knew that if I’d never come to Forks, I wouldn’t be facing death now. But, terrified as I was, I couldn’t bring myself to regret it. Every decision I’d made, every moment spent in this magical place had been worth it. I took a deep breath and steadied myself as the hunter crouched, her fangs out, preparing to spring….

Colors Burst - BooksandMoons4ever (ao3) [One-Shot] Summary: (Established Rosella) Valentine’s Day One-Shot. What shenanigans can these two get into on the day of love?

Unfinished/Part of an Unfinished Series

When Monsters Meet - Greye (ao3) Summary: When a group of poachers destroys a wolf family in the forest around Forks, Chief Swan thought he was rescuing a wolf pup from a slow, lonely death.  What he got instead was the ultimate gift he could receive: a family. In which Bella is Faoladh.

A Bank Of Violets - MollyMauler (ao3) Summary: Bella’s gay and Rosalie is single. A twilight rewrite. DISCLAIMER: the first few chapters will read more like an edit of the original text until the plot diverges and I begin to add in new scenes. More plot divergence=more new content.(Not relationship-centric)

Lay Me Gently - bells_n_roses (ao3) Summary: In a world where the first words your soulmate says to you are printed on your wrist, Bella arrives in Forks with a very distinctive phrase to look out for. Rosalie’s, unfortunately, matches.

Solitude - IncompleteWithoutLife (ffnet) Summary: “Whosoever is delighted by solitude is either a wild beast or a god.” - Aristotle 

Broken Silence - XxUndisclosedDesiresxX (ffnet) Summary: Silence is golden. 

Just The Girl - UntitledAlsoUnknown (ao3) Summary: Bella Swan is coasting by in this life. She just wants to graduate high school without anyone paying too much attention to her. Moving to Forks and quietly finishing high school is a part of the plan. What isn’t part of the plan is a beautiful blonde vampire with an apparent soft spot for a certain brunette. 

Errant Hearts and Moonlit Mistakes - CloudAuditoreFair (ffnet) Summary: Bella Swan might be a vampire of many years, but she just seems like an insufferable dork to Rosalie. One that won’t go away, and maybe that’s forever. 

Wishing Upon A Black Star - CloudAuditoreFair (ffnet) Summary: Bella’s very existence destroys Rosalie’s equilibrium, and it doesn’t seem like she can escape. Trust her, she’s tried. So maybe now all she can do is give way to gravity. 

Sing Me To Sleep - WellThisIsSomething (ao3)

Summary: Rosalie Hale had stubbornly refused to acknowledge the presence of her newfound human mate ever since she arrived to Forks. It wasn’t until Edward uncharacteristically blurted out; “She’s going to do it tonight,” that made her halt and realize that even though she wanted nothing more but to be human again, not everyone shared her sentiments.

on rigole mais imaginez Caius pendant ce temps il a ouvert un salon de coiffure

Oh my !!! 😂😂😂

I'm sure Ian Mckellen would love it so much. Gandalf the pink !

One day, Aragorn shows up with blue hair. Not fully blue, just a few streaks.

Naturally, Legolas immediately decides that he has to dye his hair because no one can have more fabulous hair than him. He dyes it green. It looks pretty good.

This fad goes through the Fellowship, Gimli bleaching his hair and doing purple streaks, Frodo goes with some tasteful blue tips, Sam matches Legolas with some green streaks (“Us plant lovers have to stick together, Mr. Elf.”), Merry and Pippin squabble over it but eventually Merry gets red highlights and Pippin gets orange streaks. Boromir gets blue to match Aragorn.

The real shock comes a week later when Gandalf shows up with ombré pink ends.

Pippin immediately insists on changing his hair to match.

Eventually, the entire Fellowship has some amount of pink hair. Legolas went all out and dyed all his hair pink.

Thranduil was furious.

Humans are adorable.

Supporting evidence:

1. Humans say ‘ow’, even if they haven’t actually been hurt. It’s just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren’t sure yet.

2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring

3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can’t even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!

4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.

5. Some humans spend time in each other’s nests! Just for fun! It’s not their nest; they’re just visiting each other.

6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!

7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don’t seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!

8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!

9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!

10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated

11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc

12. They’re learning to travel in space!!! They can’t get very far, but they’re trying!!! So far, they’ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks

J'avoue que je suis un peu extremiste athée mais c'est une reponse automatique face à la montée de l'extrémisme religieux. Je respecte la foi des autres (même si je ne semble pas le faire) mais j'ai vraiment du mal à me mettre à la place des croyants car c'est une façon de penser que je ne partage pas. Je ne peux pas me référer à une entité supérieure pour prendre une decision et je ne base pas mes decisions par rapport à des textes ou une foi partagée avec une communauté.

On arrivera pas à se mettre d'accord car on prend le problème de façon opposée, je pense. Même si on pourrait à la longue, trouver un terrain d'entente.

Dans tous les cas, je te souhaite un très bon ramadan et bon courage pour le confinement.

How did I not hear about France banning hijabs? What’s going on?

long story short, there’s legislation in the process of being passed that would

ban girls under 18 from wearing any form of religious head covering in public, and although it’s obviously aimed at muslim women, it would also affect other faith groups that practice similar forms of modest dress

ban islamic swimwear in schools and public (there is already a modest swimwear ban in place at public beaches, this just extends it)

ban mothers wearing hijab from entering schools or participating in school field trips or extra curriculars

ban the slaughter of halal poultry - the cheapest and most easily accessible form of meat protein for the muslim community

extend school hijab bans to universities

prevent muslim women from choosing healthcare providers based on gender (which many muslim women prefer to do, since many exams require removal of clothing, etc)

ban muslim parents from homeschooling

force halal markets to sell pork and alcohol or face closure

ban foreign flags at weddings

L'inconvénient quand tu (re)découvre une série sortie depuis plusieurs années, c'est que tu as qu'une envie, c'est d'aller dévorer les fanfictions MAIS faut attendre d'avoir fini pour pas de faire spoiler ! 😤

Rhaaa... la frustration ! 😭

Not mine, but I absolutely live this!

@smolvampiregirl asked number 32

If you could live in a fictional world, which one would you pick ?

My favorite fandoms are Harry Potter, Star Wars, the Hobbit/LOTR, Game of Thrones, Eragon, Avatar the last airbender, how to train your dragon....

Not Westeros because I would like to live until at least 70 😅

Harry Potter takes Place in our world as Star Wars so if I have not been chosen to be part of it I would still be unable to use the force or magic, so no.

Eragon is a simplified version of Tolkien World even if I love it.

Avatar I would love if I could be a bender, if not... no.

HTTYD, not if I live in a place or a time without dragons.

So... Middle Earth !!! I want to learn sword fighting, use a bow in my everyday life (I have one but haven't use it in years), see elf and dwarves and tolkien architectural wonders !

And you ?

Be nosy

1. What’s your sexual orientation?

2. What are you obsessed with right now?

3. Ever done any drugs?

4. What piercings do you want?

5. How many people have you kissed?

6. Describe your dream home.

7. Who are you jealous of?

8. What’s your favorite show to binge?

9. Do you watch porn?

10. Do you have a secret sideblog?

11. If you could teleport anywhere in the world right now, where would you go?

12. What’s one of your fantasies?

13. Do you have/would you get your nipples pierced?

14. How would you spend a million dollars?

15. Are you in a relationship?

16. Do you follow porn blogs?

17. Are you angry with anyone right now?

18. What tattoos do you want?

19. If you could change your name, would you? What would you change it to?

20. What is something you’re obsessed with?

21. Describe your best friend.

22. Tag someone you think is hot.

23. Who are five of your favorite bands/musical artists?

24. What are three places you want to travel?

25. Describe your perfect Friday night.

26. What’s your favorite season?

27. What’s your pet peeve?

28. Who is the funniest person you know?

29. What’s the most overrated movie?

30. Tag someone you want to talk to but have been too shy to message.

31. Do you like paper books or ebooks better?

32. If you could live in a fictional world, what world would you pick?

33. If money was no object, what would your wardrobe be like?

34. What’s your coffee order?

35. Do you have a crush on anyone?

36. Do you still have feelings for any of your exes?

37. Have any tattoos?

38. Do you drink?

39. Are you a virgin?

40. Do you have a crush on any of your mutuals?

41. How many followers do you have?

42. Describe the hottest person you know.

43. What’s your guilty pleasure?

44. Do you read erotica?

45. What’s the worst date you’ve ever been on?

46. How many people do you follow?

47. If you could marry any celebrity, who would you pick?

48. Describe your ideal partner.

49. Who do you text the most?

50. What’s your favorite kind of weather?