"Y'a Plus Rien Qui Tient Debout, Même Kaamelott, Y A Des Lézardes Au Plafond, La Baraque Menace De

Toujours surprise qu'il n'y ait jamais eu Foresti (elle est lyonnaise, la même génération que Astier, très pote avec M. Dux bellorum aka le chapon...). Sinon Agnès Jaoui a une grosse vibe Kaamelott je trouve. Kyan Khojandi semble évident, Edouard Baer aussi. On a jamais eu Rayane Bensetti non plus, alors que c'est le poulain de sa mère.

En me basant sur les 2 asterix d'animation (astier et chabat), on peut supposer récupérer Laurent Lafitte, Jérôme Commandeur, Gilles Lellouche ou Gregoire Ludig. Je vous laisse juger si c'est une bonne nouvelle ou pas.

It's so fun to me bacause I'm from France and we have A LOT of roundabout and I love to see americans freak out about it as if it was something fucking complicated 😂

Stephanie Meyer: Rosalie Hale killed her rapists one by one. Including her fiancée

Me now and at 13:

Je repost cette theorie sur la relation ArthurxGuenievre ^^

Puis Guenievre est tellement pas niaise, je veux dire juste quand elle éclate Loth et Anna à coup de pelle à Pain, quand elle gueule sur Ygerne pour voir Arthur (elle s'est enfuie de Carmelide alors qu'elle faisait encore des cauchemars toutes les nuits, a insulté sa belle mere et sa belle tante dont elle est absolument terrifiée, a traversé le pays seule...), elle part en quête des batards de son mari car ça peut le rendre heureux... je vais m'arrêter là parce que j'en ai pour la nuit sinon.

BON LES GENS

J’AI VU KV1 UNE 9E FOIS. A REIMS. AVEC LE MEC QUI FAIT LE RECORD DU MONDE.

On a discuté théories, il connait absolument pas le concept de headcanon donc SVP LINKEZ MOI VOS MEILLEURS POST NOTAMMENT DE FUGITIVE/ABUSED/PTSD/BADASS!GUENIEVRE PCQ IL CONTINUE DE LA PRENDRE POUR UNE NIAISE

hesitez pas à rep directement ici aussi il m’a dit qu’il etait pret à découvrir un peu notre univers??????

Hey ! I have a headcanon but I can't write it , could you do it for me, pretty please ? 😇

It's Billy's birthday, Bella give him a present and tell him that Esme help her. He frowns but open it anyway and it's... a realistic painting of Ephraim and the first pack. Because the Cullen have met them and could talk about them to the current Quileute and he realise that only now.

Thank you💖 This is a great headcanon! I'm sorry I spent some time thinking about how to write it. Here it is. 

"Have they really gone?” Billy asked as Bella pushed him into the house.

"Yes. Except for me and Edward." Bella looked around the room. Jacob was nowhere to be seen.

"He went to the grocery store," Billy said to her.

"Emmett and Rosalie got enrolled at a university in Europe. Alice and Jasper went to South America. Carlisle had found a job in Vermont and he got there last week. Esme stayed a few days longer for her project, and she got on a plane this morning to Vermont."

"I have to say, this is the best birthday present ever." 

"After everything… everything that had happened here, they felt that the sooner they left the better. Carlisle said the fewer people we stay here, the less impact we would make on the tribe"

"Hum. It's a pity he didn't realize it earlier." Billy said bitterly.

He remembered feeling the chills running down his back when the vampire doctor called. How he wished that those vampires did not exist, that the vampires did not put his children's lives in danger over and over again. He could finally relax. They were gone and will never return.

"I thought I’ll see you later at Charlie's. What brought you here?" Billy habitually went into the kitchen to offer Bella the fried fish that had just been cooked. Just as he was about to fetch the fish, he realized that he had forgotten that she was a vampire now, with sculptural pale figure, weird eyes and pungent smell like the mix of shampoo and cream.

He went back to the living room and looked at Bella sitting on the sofa. He was still not sure if it was still ‘the Bella’ who ran around while he and Charlie were fishing, who beat little Jacob to tears with the mud, who would roll down the van window and greet him warmly when they met.

But still, once Billy thought that she would leave like the rest of the Cullens one day, he felt his heart aches.

"Esme asked me to bring you something."

"Again. We don't take charity, or any 'compensate of penance'."

"It's not money. Wait for me, will you?" Bella went out at human speed and returned with a large, delicate rectangular package.

Billy frowned and didn't reach out to take it. He refused to accept anything from the vampires. The woman's smell was still lingered on it.

Esme. 

Billy wondered. He didn't know the vampire doctor's wife and tries to avoid the Cullens whenever he goes to town to run errands. In his vague impression, Esme was a strange person. When he met her once in the supermarket, she caught him in the eye, smiled at him, and quickly grabbed her bags and left the store. And Jacob and Seth like the sandwiches she made.

No matter what, she's the leader’s wife. She's a vampire. Small acts of kindness could never make up for the harm they caused because they were not supposed to disturb their lives at the first place.

"Please? We made this together, me and Esme." 

Billy gave up, took it, and unwrapped the package.

To his surprise, it was a portrait, as real as a photo, painted three members of the pack whose names were written at the bottom, Ephraim Black, Levi Uley, and Quill Atoeara II.

"This is..."

"She painted the 1930s shape-shifters as she remembered them."

Billy stared at the three young men in the picture. He had never known what Ephraim looked like in his youth. Ephraim's few remaining photographs, taken in his later years, were kept in the Black’s family album. It had been so long since Billy had looked through the album that Ephraim's face had blurred in his memory. As far as he could remember, his grandfather always had white hair, wrinkles on his forehead, and a scar near his brow.

Carefully, Billy ran his finger over the scar on Ephraim's left brow on the portrait.

"Well. I'm glad that the vampires are gone and we’re finally in peace again." Billy put the portrait down and leaned it against the wall.

"Seven o 'clock at Charlie's. Don't forget. There’s a cake for you." Bella tried to hide her disappointment when Billy didn't talk about the portrait as if it did not exist.

"Did he make the cake or did he buy it?"

"Will you eat it if he made it?" Bella teased.

"Hell no." Billy laughed. He felt like his Bella was back.

"Tell her. Esme. Tell her I said thanks." Billy said to Bella as she walked out of the house.

I missed them so fucking much !

GOD i missed this show

⚠️ ATTENTION SPOILER KV1 ⚠️

J'ai une théorie sur kaamelott et la relation entre Arthur et Guenievre: cette relation est bénie des dieux.

- Arthur retire l'épée du rocher et épouse Guenievre ➡️ tout va bien.

- Arthur refuse de toucher Guenievre ➡️ Arthur est infécond

- Arthur épouse Mevanwi ➡️ la prophétie s'accomplit, la dame du lac est bannie et La Réponse arrive dans le royaume de Logres

SPOILER FILM

- Arthur retire l'épée et elle perd ses pouvoirs MAIS il réalise son amour pour Guenievre et agit en conséquence et le pouvoir d'excalibur revient plus fort que jamais

En vrai je pense qu'ils ont *sexé* (ou qu'il vont) et que les dieux rétabliront la légitimité d'Arthur en lui offrant un héritier avec Guenievre. Et comme il découvrira qu'il n'est pas infecond et que sa destinée est d'être avec Guenievre, Arthur aura moins besoin de thérapie et se reposera plus sur sa femme.

Imagine being one of five people in the universe who could get away with this.