HSBSHSHABSBSBA I JUST SHOWED MY DAD A POST FROM MY TUMBLR BLOG AND HE SAYS “what’s Tumblr?”

when I was younger I had a hard time understanding what people were saying in movies, and one of my favorite movies was Mary Poppins. I couldn’t understand what the guys were saying, so whenever I would sing the song “Step In Time” I would say “Steppy Time” and honestly I like my version better

mole interest

mole interest

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how tf did people first figure out how to make pastries like it’s such an exact science like what did they just throw a bunch of shit in a bowl and hope it worked?? How many tries did it take to get it right???

“That’s so slavic-core of you”

-my friend today

yes very

one time I almost started crying during school because I found out crabs have 10 legs

that’s too many damn legs

Mkay so one time I was at the doctors office and I had to do the usual finger prick to test my iron levels you know, the standard

The nurse lady came back and said that we’re gonna have to retry cuz the results said I have a high blood count (which essentially means that the machine probably messed up)

I nodded my head and said “I have a lot of blood per blood” and for some reason the nurse and my mom found that abso-fucking-lutely hilarious and the both burst out laughing

Thank god for titties and pasta

She likes to sit in the laundry <3

Please??